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Started by Bart, Jul 06 2009 09:01 PM
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Posted 06 July 2009 - 09:01 PM
And the sad thing is, even though we all have better things to do, we go read this topic and reply how stupid it is.
Congrats, you have just discovered the basic principle of the internet.
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Einstein: "We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
Einstein: "We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
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Posted 06 July 2009 - 09:11 PM
(23:10:29) Ash: or segwayrulz
(23:10:38) Ash: or that other guy, the one who goes on about furry stuff all the time
(23:10:47) Bart: that is segwayrulz
(23:10:51) Ash: o lol
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Einstein: "We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
Einstein: "We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
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Posted 06 July 2009 - 10:49 PM
And that's what life is all about. Being awesome. Go forth and be awesome, my friends.
Not really funny, but true nevertheless.
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 04:56 AM
Why quote when we can paraphrase.
Easy shot... sorry.
Why quote when we can paraphrase.
Easy shot... sorry.
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 12:55 PM
lol(23:10:29) Ash: or segwayrulz
(23:10:38) Ash: or that other guy, the one who goes on about furry stuff all the time
(23:10:47) Bart: that is segwayrulz
(23:10:51) Ash: o lol
3- Get a high paying job I like. Probably Engineer of a sort, or Mercenary (Bugger off, SWG.
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 01:20 PM
Beowulf: I dropped my GB pocket into the sink by accident and fished it out. It was on and working. I did not get hurt.
Nice try though.
Pasidon: Was it on?
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 10:31 PM
Oh Pasidon, you Idiot. 
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My plot to destroy the earth: Throw a Gameboy Color into the ocean.
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You're putting too much faith in the Japanese people. I'm pretty sure Nintendo doesn't put quite that much power into their battery packs. However, I could be wrong.
Edited by Spectre, 07 July 2009 - 10:32 PM.
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 07:54 PM
)+-->QUOTE (Matias (who else ))
))LOOK AT THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! THAT'S RIGHT YOU SON OF A BITCHES, IT'S WATER! COOL, SPARKLING WATER! FUCK, I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW FUCKING AWESOME WATER IS! FIRST, IT'S REFRESHING, GOD DAMN, I CAN DRINK A GALLON OF WATER AND I'LL PISS IT RIGHT OUT AND HAVE ANOTHER! FUCK! FUCK ALL YOUR SODA'S, YOU CAN JUST TURN ON THE GOD DAMN TAP AND THERE YOU GO, A GLASS OF MOTHERFUCKING COOL AMAZING AWESOME SPARKLING WATER! FUCK YEAH![/quote]
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Einstein: "We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
Einstein: "We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 07:59 PM
What was that about, Matias?
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:00 PM
About water, perhaps?
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:38 AM
I said that two years ago when we had a topic about dinosaurs that was going out of control. Dunno why I liked that phrase so much. Anyone remember that topic? Ended up being deleted with all the brutal stuff said in it.When did dinosaurs dictate the stupidity of our topics?
Grizzles to me in 2007:
lol....
you're not funny.
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 04:28 PM
Me wrote:
cheese
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 02:48 AM
Me last month after Even said something about cake that can relate to the last quote:
Where!?
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 11:09 AM
Pasidon and Romanul you're missing the point; they've either got to be funny, witty or just plain epic. Those quotes fit none of those criteria.
Here's a witty resonse from M@tt that I liked:
Here's a witty resonse from M@tt that I liked:
Of the what?It's the right spelling for the color.What is this 'gray' that you speak of? I've ne'er heard of this adjective.
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 12:49 PM
The United States doesn't need Armageddon. We're already going to shit in a hand basket. Armageddon is when we finally get a government that wants to fix our national debt.
Thank you, Rafv, for that gem of wisdom...
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:03 PM
There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
I hope I am a good enough writer that some day dwarves kill me and drink my blood for wisdom.
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:10 PM
And for any of you idiots who dont understand binary look it up I quite like that one saw a shirt saying that too.
I quite like that one saw a shirt saying that too.
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:44 PM
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who get laid.
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