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#101 Romanul

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 08:36 PM

(21:13:08) mail@bartvanheukelom.nl says: my wifi died, needed to reboot :-/
(21:14:00) Rob says: whoah, for a second there I thought you said your wife died!
(21:14:13) mail@bartvanheukelom.nl says: that would've been weird
(21:14:22) mail@bartvanheukelom.nl says: "my wife died, just lemme reboot her for a sec"


Good one ^_^

#102 Bart

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 02:36 AM

We need quotes for the frontpage :p
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Posted 18 December 2009 - 05:19 PM

We don't because most of the quotes in here are just retarded.

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 05:33 PM

What type of quotes?
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Posted 18 December 2009 - 05:51 PM

The funny ones. Unfortunately most of the quotes don't work out of context.
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 12:36 AM

OMG, i just got my Mac!!!!!!!

AH HA HA HA! MacHead!

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#107 Gen.Kenobi

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Posted 04 June 2010 - 01:40 AM

"Physics, Biology, Chemistry, ... It doesn't exists! Those are all inventions... It's impossible to understand..." - High School Student
"Well, if it exists or not, i don't know... but remember that these subjects will be in your exams" - Teacher

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#108 Taralom

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 08:40 AM

Those quotes have not occured here on Revora, meaning that they stam from a whole different dimension, meaning that will be subject to testing and you won't have your exams about those quotes. :xcahik_:
However, they also aren't supposed to be here in this topic :mellow:
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 03:03 PM

Theoretically, we're not supposed to be in this topic.

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#110 Caspa

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Posted 09 June 2010 - 12:09 AM

Theoretically, you're not supposed to be STILL jerking each others cocks over recently said conversations or posting out of context messenger clips, but there's a lot of that here too :)

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#111 Gen.Kenobi

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Posted 09 June 2010 - 12:37 AM

AH...i see...but without non-sence convoos, is impossible to come up with good quotes!

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Posted 09 June 2010 - 12:56 AM

If you honestly believe that, you need to stop posting nonsensical bullshit, stop participating in the pretentious prattle of these pious peons and lurk more. There's been a lot of genuinely funny, intelligent and inspirational things said on Revora, well away from the spam sewage encrusting the sub-boards. You may need to don a full body condom to protect you from vast quantities spewed by the average member, but if you pay attention, you'll find a plethora of powerful passages.

Edited by Caspa, 09 June 2010 - 12:57 AM.

Hostile is a cunt.

 

Thought I'd have that here to save time.


#113 Pasidon

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Posted 09 June 2010 - 01:14 AM

Oh, there you are Caspa. You always disappear at random intervals yet never fail to appear when the right touch is needed in delicately pointing out something.

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#114 Caspa

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Posted 09 June 2010 - 10:52 PM

A bit of brutal honesty every now and again makes up for the boring, belligerent rambling bullshit that you lot come out with these days.

Edited by Caspa, 09 June 2010 - 10:56 PM.

Hostile is a cunt.

 

Thought I'd have that here to save time.


#115 Rob38

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Posted 15 June 2010 - 09:31 PM

Well, as admin, I must follow the rules so I hereby change Scryer's post count from 816 to 408. :D


This is what Rob38 did to me after I wagered half my post count that robnkarla wouldn't post in the off-topic topic of the beta forums :( .

I feel that it's epic enough to be quoted.


(21:13:08) mail@bartvanheukelom.nl says: my wifi died, needed to reboot :-/
(21:14:00) Rob says: whoah, for a second there I thought you said your wife died!
(21:14:13) mail@bartvanheukelom.nl says: that would've been weird
(21:14:22) mail@bartvanheukelom.nl says: "my wife died, just lemme reboot her for a sec"


I know, old stuff but still gave me a good laugh. That wife one was classic. :xcahik_:

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#116 Allathar

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Posted 15 June 2010 - 10:08 PM

Telling people of Revora that astrology is bullshit is like telling us that supergluing our hands together is a really stupid idea. We already know and the vast majority of us aren't stupid enough to go make sure.


Yeah,now you tell me.
I'm actually typing this with my face.


It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP

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Posted 30 July 2010 - 12:03 AM

And it's not so much the uncleanliness of a public toilet, but the fact they seem to be made for midgets and are way too low.


I just felt this one had to go in the archives :p
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Posted 30 July 2012 - 05:26 AM

Right, I've just been busy with my pillaging shovel and I just found this little gem of a thread. Enjoy.

Mad HQ and Caspa make Pasidon cry a little

Edited by Caspa, 30 July 2012 - 05:29 AM.

Hostile is a cunt.

 

Thought I'd have that here to save time.


#119 Caspa

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 05:57 AM

You can have this one too

Well, last I checked a hurting, stretched asshole does not compute with society's bullshit beauty standards. So there you go.

It's really not as bad as they think it is...

err... maybe I've said too much.


Hostile is a cunt.

 

Thought I'd have that here to save time.


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Posted 31 July 2012 - 07:38 AM

Right, I've just been busy with my pillaging shovel and I just found this little gem of a thread. Enjoy.

Mad HQ and Caspa make Pasidon cry a little

Har! So young... By the way; I saved those tears and I will use them for poetic justice one glorious day.

PS: wow, after reading the topic again, I have come to the conclusion that I used to be a double-dog ra'tard X 4. Difference now is that I realize I'm a dummy and use my acidic stupidity to damage others.

Edited by {IP}Pasidon, 31 July 2012 - 07:45 AM.

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