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[Beowulf]

Forgive me for asking, but I've never understood what's so great about hentai. It's just some anime characters doing nasty stuff to eachother including tentacle rape, who the hell wants to see that? With some of the porn I've seen you could say I'm a sick fuck as well, but hentai...

Way to stereotype hentai, you moron. I'm not sure if you're aware, but most of it is just like cheesily acted "professional" porn with a 'story.' Sure, there exists some fucked up shit, but there exists that in real life too. It's just easier to animate the really weird shit like tentacles, which, if you look long enough, you find a really good tenta-raep flick.

I'll see what Fen comes up with as an answer to the hentai question before I add my two cents. I was planning on listing exactly how much porn I actually have on my machine, but that's proving problematic. Whilst I do have the vast majority of it neatly organized, there's still a fair amount waiting to be rounded up. But, I'll tell you what I've rounded up so far. 26.78GB in images alone. 512GB in videos. 127GB in games. 35.7GB in personal. Personal being pictures and videos of ex-girlfriends (16.4GB) and women I've gotten to strip for me over the internet (19.3GB). And there's still all the extra files and folders I haven't rounded up yet, so possible another 50GB-100GB there. There's a very good chance that I might be close to hitting the 1TB margin here.

Haha. I'm working on a good tally myself, but I'm getting my collections in a nice, neat stash before I can get an accurate tally. I have too much of it scattered across my hard drives so I'm moving everything to a nice pile. When that's done, I can get a good tally.

[Vortigern]

Caspa, you are a porn dragon, hoarding your mountains of smut. And if you have an actual dragon costume, Fen probably has some porn of you in what scientists suspect to be a quantum erotica loop.

[Pasidon]

It's just some anime characters doing nasty stuff to eachother including tentacle rape

I'm not an expert on the subject or anything, but isn't that what regular smut is, excluding the anime characters? It's just Japanese smut for your comfort so you don't have to see real Japs in these videos.

[Allathar]

I'm aware of that, but still, it goes beyond my understanding that you can get a boner from anime characters, let alone find it satisfactory fap material. It could also be just me, though.

[Rafv Nin IV]

Real people have flaws. If they don't, they look fake and that's a major turn-off.

Since you're expecting hentai to look...two-dimensional...the fakeness factor is a moot point. And well-drawn hentai pretty much has perfect people.

Also, loli and shotacon are legal, if you're into that, but with real people they aren't.

[Beowulf]

Since I got everything moved, I feel I can safely post these. XD



Porn is mostly video, which accounts for the folder size tally. Still got more furry files than anything else. woohoo. XD

[EDIT] Also. Fuck yeah, furry porn ftw.

[Apollo]

Jeeeez, some of you need to get laid for change than be always staring at porn and wanking off...
of course thats just my opinion... and Beo, i can't say i'm surprised LOL.

personally i got maybe 2gb-5gb spread over drives but since i got too many drives i find it easier just to go online streaming site for quick fix but real thing does good unless like dreaming of those porn stars your never gonna get.

[Beowulf]

Sane said the same thing and I always have point out that it's a long-standing collection. I've had a lot of that porn for years.

[Caspa]

I don't think it's a case of 'needing to get laid' that's the issue, Apollo. After all, I've probably got a porn collection larger than most everybody else who's posted in this thread combined, yet getting laid isn't exactly a problem of mine.
It's been a few years since I was last in a steady, long term relationship, but only a few days since my last fuck.

[Romanul]

Jeeeez, some of you need to get laid for change than be always staring at porn and wanking off...
of course thats just my opinion... and Beo, i can't say i'm surprised LOL.

personally i got maybe 2gb-5gb spread over drives but since i got too many drives i find it easier just to go online streaming site for quick fix but real thing does good unless like dreaming of those porn stars your never gonna get.

Same category as me, huh

[Spectre]

Sorry for the bump post, but Revora seems a bit slow according to the last 30 minutes of peeking around this ole' forum; and this piqued my interest.

Either it's because I'm 15 and have not had near as much time on the internet as some of the older members, or my lack of requirement for much porn at all, but I have maybe... 2.5 Mb of Gay Furry Porn. Just checked - 2.46 MB. A little while ago I cleaned out some of the content that no longer attracted me (Hetero erotic, mostly), so I've probably had at most ~5 MB.

That is to say, there is also this thing called the Internet, which provided you know a thing or two, can wipe clean any history of naughty photos in seconds.

Edited by Spectre, 01 April 2011 - 02:02 AM.

[Chocolate Star]

Sorry If I bump this but with relevance.

I don't think you need to get laid if you have Porn, there's nothing wrong with fapping one out, in fact, Christians\Muslims would probably have to choose this route until they are married, Also you can have a lot of sex and still watch a lot of Porn, it depends how high your hormones are.

I've only currently got one video, and it's a massive video, I've had it since it came out, due to the quality.

[Pasidon]

Alright, Louis CK, calm down there.

Oh, I remember this topic. I believe I celebrated with its death. Well Choco, the problem with your self-help ideals is that it relies on people being primitive. It's in your primate brain's best interest to smack people violently at random to make yourself feel better, but you don't do it because society won't let you. Promoting this trash only makes people more interested in expanding the market and littering the world with more of it. While I prefer people to degrade themselves to celebrate my superiority over them, smut and all this 'porn' nonsense litters the internet and degrades my personal online experience. I would vomit if I could. I don't post pictures of mutilated children mangled in the intestines of dead horses online, so you people keep your primordial mating rituals away from Pasidon... this is how the internet should work.

[Mathijs]

Denying you watch porn is so 2002.

[Pasidon]

That's actually an interesting point, because this is really a generation of people who aren't ashamed of admitting they watch smut while happily admitting to doing vomitle acts of self replication. I'm not a fan of it... I prefer you people shut up about it and keep it locked away in a repressed, decaying section of your monkey brains. Yet with this lack of shame, my TV programs become infected by it and I'm forced to watch breeding scenes instead of violent killing... infuriating. It really is. One can only hope that class makes a comeback, but I somehow doubt it will.

[Beowulf]

I hope you're being a troll. I really do.

[Pasidon]

Stating personal views is hardly trolling.

[Radspakr Wolfbane]

Usually no but somehow you manage to pull it off...

[Pasidon]

I must be gifted.

I just now read back through this topic and noticed that I've had the exact same opinion for a year. I even remembered to keep using the term 'smut'... good for Pasidon. Then again, I find it very improbable that I can really change my mind on the subject. Think about if... if you didn't carry the chems that make you interested in procreating and other distasteful things, then you're not going to find them tasteful in any sense possible. I find myself in the fortunate situation to be blessed by the blasphemous hums of pseudoscience. And as a unique and superior presence among the common primate, I come with a unique perspective on the current state of the smut industry. I'm dim-witted enough to assume a good degree of intelligence in the species, but when one of their greatest innovations / markets is porn... that's really depressing. Like jump off a cliff and hope for an afterlife kind of depressing. Here's something fun... try and imagine how you would dictate the subject if you weren't overwhelmed by pheromones.

[Radspakr Wolfbane]

Errrr....okay...