Masturbating SUX. ITS NOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL - gimme some heroine. Now THATS real.
BTW, I just saw that movie shitty shitty bang bang FUCK, as to edumacate mah self on why I hate Disney and anything like Disney - the whole time Dick Van Douche was just hallucinating on the beach. He was really just talking to a couple of racoons the whole time that whole amphibious than flying car part took place. At the very end of the movie the screen goes black and you hear BANG! BANG! THose were two gunshots to dicky's cheast than head, as the police said to each other "WOW, this guy's a fucken idiot!" "Lets put him out of his misery.
Fuck you Dick Van Dyke and your shitty bangs.
Edited by DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr, 22 July 2014 - 05:07 PM.