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CorruptedRAM

Member Since 18 Jul 2016
Offline Last Active Jul 23 2016 05:16 PM

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Fail story thread? Fail story thread.

18 July 2016 - 09:34 PM

I just crawled out of /b/, so some of you might not understand anything I'm about to say.
>Be me
>Been playing C&C since I was seven
>Recently just started played play YR again
>Forgot how much I loved the soundtrack
>Search for it on YouTube
>Somehow find MO gameplay
>notbad.jpeg
>Decide to try it out
>Installer looks impressive
>dis gunna be gud
>Decide to try a skirmish level first, just to get the feel
>1v1
>European alliance enemy
>AI relentlessly rapes my base using Thor gunships
>lose after three minutes
>"Maybe I just set their difficult too high"
>forgot to set AI to anything other then random
>Scorpion cell enemy
>gunna get it this time
>AI rapes my base using Matis tank
>Fight them off this time (at least I'm not that incompetent)
>Trying to rebuild defenses
>No money
>Mole bomb
>Entire army wiped out with one damn mole bomb
>AI decides to let me think I can rebuild my pathetic forces, to give me a sense of hope it can crush
>Begin reproduction of army
>Driller APC
>No forces
>AI rips my base apart from the inside.
>feelsbadman
>"Maybe I should try the campaign"
>65% Allied campaign is incompletable
>"Soviets maybe?"
>Still 45% incompletable
>"...Yuri?"
>70%
>Give up and throw game in a folder
>Forget it for three months
>Just found it again