nolangillies
Member Since 16 Sep 2014Offline Last Active Sep 16 2014 06:47 AM
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nolangillies
Nerd alert: If any of my gamer friends out there have Xfire or Steam, add me. You little angel faced mongoloids.
My steam username is nolangillies, and xfire is godsmack4100.
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Sep 19 2014 02:16 AM
nolangillies
I wonder if the Ed Hardy perfume smells like roofies and desperation
Sep 18 2014 11:12 PM
nolangillies
Someone told me today that some of the jokes I post on Facebook come off as a bit creepy, so I took a step back and thought about that, and thought about how people might perceive me. Then I took another step back and realized, there are some real problems in the world. Why are we concerned about how people look at us? Seriously, there are children starving..........
In my basement.
Sep 18 2014 11:12 PM
nolangillies
I think it's really funny when someone super hot accepts a friend request, and that person posts "thank you for your friendship" on their wall. Dude, they're not actuallly your friend, nor will they accept your phallus in their tuna tunnel.
Sep 17 2014 11:31 PM
nolangillies
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/yi3pmv9EVa Ashley Schaeffer - Black Biker Week - Eastbound & Down
Sep 17 2014 02:06 AM
nolangillies
When I'm the CEO of Subway, employees will no longer be called "Sandwich Artists." They'll be "Sub Humans"
Sep 16 2014 11:02 PM
nolangillies
My friend told me he had sex with his girlfriend and her twin. I asked how he could tell them apart, and he simply replied "her brother has a mustache."
Sep 16 2014 04:56 PM