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[PurpleGaga27]

Forget about Trump vs Latinos or even Trump vs the Internet, it's now Trump vs Clinton. Both of them are most likely going to face off in this 2016 presidential election once they won their max number of delegates to become primary presidential nominees.

 

If that happens, either a billionaire or a woman will make history of becoming POTUS.

[Pasidon]

My man The Trumpster is going to kick that broad back to the wretched pits from which she sprang.

 

But I'm actually surprised that bint made it this far.  I thought old man Bernie was going to rinse her for sure.  Oh well.  

[Mathijs]

I've decided that Trump getting this far is actually an elaborate daydream fueled by my inner misanthrope. Because it can't be true.

[Pasidon]

He makes dreams come true.  Just like Freddie Kruger.

[duke_Qa]

Hmm, it does improve upon the theory that we're all already in hell. We've been climbing a hill of hope since Obama took over from Bush, and now the chickens are coming home to roost

[Pasidon]

So when I tell people to go to hell, I'm actually inviting them over for lunch?

[duke_Qa]

Sounds like a personal hell, so I guess?

[Pasidon]

Lunch is always hot in mine.

 

People are giggling at the Trump wall, but countries have been doing the same thing for years.  The Great Wall of China, Maginot Line, the wall that has been up kept between Greece and Macedonia since the dawn of time... lots of anti-immigrant walls.  These walls always work, as long as the Nazis don't find a way around them.  Apparently, the French are doing the same thing again after that little terrorist quiff a few months ago.  Sounds great to me.  And when my native boys perform a successful Ghost Dance and send white people away, we'll have a nice wall to keep them out.

[Mathijs]

Lunch is always hot in mine.

 

People are giggling at the Trump wall, but countries have been doing the same thing for years.  The Great Wall of China, Maginot Line, the wall that has been up kept between Greece and Macedonia since the dawn of time... lots of anti-immigrant walls.  These walls always work, as long as the Nazis don't find a way around them.  Apparently, the French are doing the same thing again after that little terrorist quiff a few months ago.  Sounds great to me.  And when my native boys perform a successful Ghost Dance and send white people away, we'll have a nice wall to keep them out.

http://gbtimes.com/l...lure-great-wall

http://www.realclear...rance_2319.html

https://www.quora.co...why-did-it-fail

https://en.wikipedia...rule_in_Britain

http://www.dailysoft...-berlinwall.htm

 

Unless you were being sarcastic, of course.

[Pasidon]

No.

[Mathijs]

Ok, well make sure to livestream the Ghost Dance.

[Pasidon]

Twitch doesn't allow shirtless people, so we'll have some difficulty with that.

 

I read a surprising poll the other day, revealing that most lesbians hate Hillary.  I assumed that was half of her demographic.

[Mathijs]

Well duh. Hillary only recently flip-flopped to being in favor of gay marriage rights. 

[Pasidon]

Most Americans barely know stuff like that.  They usually go, "Hey.  I'm a woman.  She's a woman.  I date women.  Done."  Jimmmy Kimmel skits of him asking Americans if they support eugenics wouldn't work if they actually knew things.

[OmegaBolt]

POTUS I assume is a skin disease of the scrotum which looks rather like the faces of Trump and Clinton.

[Pasidon]

I thought it was the name of the new drug the kids are all jammed about.

 

This just in... Grandma Pasidon doesn't like Trump or Clinton.  4 more years of complaining imminent.

[Beowulf]

I'm voting Libertarian. Fuck this election.

[Mathijs]

Libertarianism... now there's a collection of grrrrrrreat ideas.

[OmegaBolt]

The Germans sure know how to use papier mache.

 

Edited by OmegaBolt, 04 March 2016 - 02:09 PM.

[Pasidon]

That almost makes Trump look like a bad guy.  I'm not sure the Germans understand Mr. Trump's years of hard-boiled experience for the little man makes his mother semi-saint.