If possessing sexuality disqualifies you from American politics, then I would likely be the only qualified candidate.
What, you a eunuch or something? Are the stones and the pillars gone? DAYUMN SUN! I'M IN PAIN JUST THINKING OF YOUR CONDITION!
If I was in charge (and I mean, IN CHARGE. The President of USA is a little bitch compared to the ones IN CHARGE), I would grant commoners like us access to the advance technology of matter/energy creation. We could resurrect your dick, bro!