Posted 12 October 2016 - 02:00 PM
"Prism tanks have very "LIGHT" armor!"
Get it? light? like in prism light?
"Mirage tanks are dirt cheap in mental omega!"
Like tree dirt, get it? no?
"Man, the fact that the blizzard tank can shoot aircrafts is really COOL, it makes dealing with wolfhounds a BREEZE and kirovs are SNOW problem."
This one is really bad.
You can give me a warning point now.
Edited by thegreatblimp, 19 October 2016 - 01:10 PM.
It's a spicy meme
#ControlMOre
Splitting Hares
The one and only master of Scorpion Cell
Posted 13 October 2016 - 08:41 AM
Posted 13 October 2016 - 12:05 PM
Thank you all for the replies. I expected to be erased from the time space continuum for that joke.
It's a spicy meme
Splitting Hares
Posted 14 October 2016 - 06:59 AM
I expected to be erased from the time space continuum for that joke.
You should be fine. Just to be sure- know what they call a bus in a vacuum? A succubus. ... Nope, you'll be fine.
Posted 14 October 2016 - 08:57 AM
I expected to be erased from the time space continuum for that joke.
You should be fine. Just to be sure- know what they call a bus in a vacuum? A succubus. ... Nope, you'll be fine.
Looks like the pun police haven't been working lately.
It's a spicy meme
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Posted 14 October 2016 - 07:15 PM
So theres two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, its fuckin' hot in here."
The other muffin says "GOD FUCK SATAN IN THE ASS, ITS A TALKING FUCKING MUFFIN!"
"Woah, bud take it easy-"
"ABOMINATION!"
The other muffin proceeds to stab the talking muffin right in the balls with ice picks, before slitting his throat. He then had to cut up the body and but the parts in garbage bags. Two garbage bags for the two arms, two bags for the two legs, a big heavy industrial garbage bag for the body, and a garbage bag for the head. He filled the bags with actual garbage as well, to cover the body parts. Then he drove around, cramming each of the bags into separate dumpsters all across a city situated about an hour away from the city he lived in.
After that, the murderous muffin stopped in at a bar. He said something to this drag queen, and she kicked him in the nuts. Well this is one manly ass Muffin that you DON'T wanna fuck with. He don't take shit from NOBODY, especially from a man who dresses as a woman.
https://www.youtube....Vxq0FNzLQ#t=502
After the muffin took his bubble bath, he was thinking, and it suddenly hit him. He could have just tied a chain with some heavy weights to the body, and chuck it in the lake! No need to get a hacksaw and cut it up and make a real bloody mess of the place.
AH! But the muffin then realized that, it would have been HEAVIER, to have to carry the fully intact body to and from the trunk of his car.
The muffin prefers traveling...
LIGHT
Badum-TSSH!
The one and only master of Scorpion Cell
Posted 14 October 2016 - 09:18 PM
I guess you are proving that you are muted in APB quite often for very good reasons.
Conspiracy Theorist
Posted 14 October 2016 - 10:39 PM
Well, this thread surely was enLIGHTening.
Posted 14 October 2016 - 11:07 PM
Well, this thread surely was enLIGHTening.
The illuminati will knock our doors down if keep this up. (That's fucking rich coming from me, given that I started this thread).
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Posted 15 October 2016 - 12:41 AM
I guess you are proving that you are muted in APB quite often for very good reasons.
Wow. Alstar, you need to cheer up. Why so serious? You a girl or a guy? Whats your up brining? Was it a humorless upbringing? I demand you explain why you appear to be frigid, and I want to know if you actually are or not?
Can you please help me, and shine a light on your situation?
XD
Edited by DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr, 15 October 2016 - 12:43 AM.
Posted 15 October 2016 - 08:02 PM
(topic raped)
Edited by thegreatblimp, 15 October 2016 - 10:10 PM.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted 15 October 2016 - 10:00 PM
Edited by mevitar, 15 October 2016 - 10:01 PM.
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