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>I rush away and throw my pink rubber duck on the floor, while the monster is busy with it i place the money on the floor.Breaking it's neck i rip it's head of and shout in a voice"O mighty chuck norris!Take this monkey as a sacrifice and use your holy roundhouse kick on this foul abomination!"
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Started by Pyth, Aug 11 2006 10:05 PM
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Posted 12 September 2006 - 06:13 PM
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Posted 13 September 2006 - 04:18 AM
That could have worked, had the Monkey not gotten angry about you trying to wring his neck. The monster is distracted for a moment, but the monkey hits you over the head a few times before it climbs up to the cieleing.
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Posted 17 September 2006 - 06:22 PM
> I set the ravenous peanut on the floor, commanding it to eat the monster(well, it is ravenous)
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Posted 17 September 2006 - 07:24 PM
The monkey eats the peanut, begins to like you, and gives you an AK-47. "I can help you. The way you seek to come home is..." Then he explodes violently because of the peanut.
It also seems Brat has returned.
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It also seems Brat has returned.
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Posted 18 September 2006 - 12:21 PM
as you check the ammo....you realise....its not really ammo....its......lego bricks. You know, the long and thin ones that are 8 dots long? and on further examination you find that the AK47 itself is made of lego...
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Posted 18 September 2006 - 03:57 PM
>You fire rubber bands from the Lego Ak at the monster, you feel like an idiot because the ammo was lego brick's
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Posted 19 September 2006 - 02:44 AM
>Run, like heck
The moral of that story is do drugs?
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Posted 19 September 2006 - 03:43 PM
> you run like heck. contary to popular opinion heck isn't even that fast, you slow down and the monster catches up with you. it looks bored
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 03:05 AM
>"What exactly do you want?"
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 04:37 PM
> It looks at you with doleful eyes and says "A freind." It starts to cry.
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Posted 23 September 2006 - 05:00 AM
Great. Sensitive monsters, you think.
>"Well, if you tel lme why exactly I'm here and all, if you know, I'd be happy to be your frienjd."
>Keep guard up, not visibly however.
>"Well, if you tel lme why exactly I'm here and all, if you know, I'd be happy to be your frienjd."
>Keep guard up, not visibly however.
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Posted 23 September 2006 - 08:09 AM
> well, that's an interesting question.... The monster start's going on about why people are here, the meaning of life and all other philosohical nonsense, it looks like he might take a year or three.
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