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[Elerium]

Brat says: Judging by the complete lack of portals which may appear in this reality as this is simply a parallel Earth, we will have to do this the hard way. But first we need a spaceship. Judging by the tech levels of those battleships, I assume we can easily get one in this reality period.

Just then, a group of armed ragtag soldiers come up to you and say 'Look over there! its another mutant from the nuclear wars!'. Clearly they have noticed your four arms. They are holding pulse rifles and are poised to shoot you to death. To your right you see some building ruins. This might offer you a chance to escape from the incoming fire if you act fast.

> Enter command.

Edited by Elerium, 24 August 2006 - 06:36 PM.

[Shine On]

>Head Right. Into the Cover

> Check inventory

[Jsmooth13]

Inventory
Purple Sausage Roll
Wooden Stick
Cigarettes (Empty)
Unbent Paperclip
Ultraviolet Light Emitter
Flashlight
Documet
Digital Key Card
Wristwatch
PC (Assuming our character has kept it.)
Swiss Army Knife
Roll of Duct Tape

As you are running towards the ruins that are now in front of you, a dark shape moves at around 2 o'clock. The dark shape catches your eye.

>Enter Command

Edited by Jsmooth13, 25 August 2006 - 04:41 PM.

[Ash]

>Run Towards Dark Shape.

[Jsmooth13]

You're running towards the black shape and you see near it's base two gleaming red eyes appear.

>Enter Command

[Ash]

>Use Flashlight

[Jsmooth13]

The flashlight shines on the dark shape and, after seeing it, you begin to think, "I've seen something this before."

"Hello, you're probably wondering how I got out too eh?"

It then dawns on you, this the same squirrel from the pc game...

[Elerium]

The flashlight shines on the dark shape and, after seeing it, you begin to think, "I've seen something this before."

"Hello, you're probably wondering how I got out too eh?"

It then dawns on you, this the same squirrel from the pc game...

OOC: Eh? The squirrel is Brat, who is the companion of the protagonist

Edited by Elerium, 25 August 2006 - 05:50 PM.

[Shine On]

However as you run, you realise this can't be true, unless your current squirrel companion is an imposter. But which one is the real squirrel and which one is the imposter?

>Enter Command

[Pastinator]

Stop and think what to do

[ihateharriers]

> You ask this question: "Are we in this situation by Chance or by Destiny?"

(If you need the answer to this question, find the really long post by me that explains all of this and think about it for a minute, and then you'll know what the answer is )

[Carnivean]

After a long while contemplating the answer to the question and not coming to one definite conclusion, your flash light seems to have died and it appears to have become pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> Enter Command

Edited by Carnivean, 26 August 2006 - 03:45 PM.

[Ash]

>Look Around using UV light as source of light

[Pastinator]

>You turn on the light and see a quick hiss of movement, but no actuall creature, you suspect that it was a grue, you look down and see that it ate your clothes! Any longer and you would be eaten, you also see a water melon on a stand aswell as a pineapple and a grape, you see brat next to you and he says
"The UV light can only show you the fruit, it is up to you to choose it"

[Jsmooth13]

OOC: Oh, well...fuck you too. lol

[Ash]

>Take grape

((OOC: I believe I know this joke. If it involves 'Mow-Mow', I'm right.))

[Pastinator]

> you reach to take the grape, suddenly it levitates and starts floating downwardsand behind you, then it backs up and... Woah, why does it want to go there?Just before it reaches it's destination brat jumps in the air and eats it, "Lucky for you you chose the grape, i don't much like pineapples and watermelons!

>Enter command?

OOC: well, my version of the joke involves cannibals but yeah, i think the idea is the same!

Edited by Pastinator, 28 August 2006 - 12:06 PM.

[Ash]

OOC: Yeah, the joke is that the cannibals say 'Death or Mow-Mow?' But the guy who gets the pineapple gets Death by Mow-Mow.


IC:

Say: "How the hell do I get out of this nightmare, get back home, have only two arms and get my clothes back?"

[Pastinator]

> get a timeship,go back to your own world, then kill all yuor previous selves so that you don'tmess up with the rest of the world, and start that globalthermonuclearwar.That was stupid.

>Enter command.

Edited by Pastinator, 28 August 2006 - 04:40 PM.

[Ash]

>Go and do that.