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[Ash]

No, Immo. People in the professions of politics and law speak Bollocks. It's a field-specific language, like any other jargon, except it has its own clearly-undefined grammatical structure, unlike your regular jargon. Although I admit people from Altrincham speak something similar.

[Jsmooth13]

Congrats, Ash. Real good job.

[chemical ali]

While those of the Barnsley bread speak with a lisp most likely down to the inbreading and homosexual makeup of the Yorkshire area, genetisists have noted that it may have the smallest gene pool in the world.

[Ash]

Better than whatever rock you live under. There, it's completely dried up.

[chemical ali]

Highly unlikely, see we have a very nice population of nice looking females who are not in our family, Barnsley was voted as most like Royston Vassey for the last 4 years running.

[Ash]

"Nice looking females who are not in your family."

It's obvious your dad didn't find one, then, because they're not in your family tree anywhere, either.

[Az3r^]

Highly unlikely, see we have a very nice population of nice looking females who are not in our family, Barnsley was voted as most like Royston Vassey for the last 4 years running.

gratz to barnsley but i dont think they give a shit tbh. you can say something bad about every town/city or village .

end of the day people dont care and get on with there lives.

[Ash]

At the end of the day, no matter what he comes out with, I'll always be able to come out with a better riposte.
Which is a clear indication of my genetic (and internet-based) superiority, the fact I am the pwner of n00bs, and the fact that I, Paradox, am better than him.

What amuses me most is that the Barnsley gene pool's shallowness would have no effect whatsoever on my own genetic makeup.

Oh. By the way. Remind me again who failed biology? *holds hand to ear*

Sorry, that last one was a low blow. But I rest my point.

[chemical ali]

Ash no one cares, Barnsley makes people inbread just standing there 10 seconds makes you have curly teeth and straight hair, 10 seconds that is all. Then you get shot for not being a local.

[Ash]

And what the fuck would you know? Ever been? Oh no, sorry, your map says 'HERE BE DRAGONS' anywhere outside of your rock.

Thank God you weren't the first-ever caveman you xenophobic little bitch. If you had been, we'd still be IN that friggin' cave...

[Az3r^]

And what the fuck would you know? Ever been? Oh no, sorry, your map says 'HERE BE DRAGONS' anywhere outside of your rock.

FOR GREAT JUSTICE

[chemical ali]

My argument is finished thankyou ladies, gentleman, Ashley.

[Ash]

Good. You lost. Missing you already, Danielle.