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[Thats me!]

I win

Edited by Silverx, 17 January 2008 - 08:24 AM.

[Vortigern]

Jeremy, with no real idea what's going on, wanders in and fires his unexpectedly reloaded bazooka at Silverx, just because he's too confusing. What's this whole opposite reality kill-and-be-killed dimension?

"What happened to good old fashioned kill-and-they-get-killed!?" shouts Jeremy, hurling his bazooka at Silverx's torn-apart limbs, lying in a bloody pool on the ground. Also the bazooka caught a gas main, and caused the city in which you're all standing to blow up, especially on Segway and GJ, because there are no flying segways left and GJ doesn't know that I hid his Halo suit in the dumpster.

[Fire Ze Missiles!]

An angry and badly burnt local emerges form some rubble and wedges a fire-axe in Jeremy's forehead.
"I'll show you to blow up my city!" He pauses.
"...Thanks for killin' all those other guys though, I mean, you sure saved me a job there..." the man begins to monologue loudly at the cadaver in front of him. He might as well have held up a large flashing neon sign saying "Somebody please kill me!"

[Spectre]

but my guy was just a decoy and i sent out a millon nukes and destroy your dimension and everyone along with it HAH!
I WIN BIATCH!

[some_weirdGuy]

even if you did survive everything so far, you would all die of starvation, as you would be killing animals to eat them, or killing plants to eat them, so you all die, and get sent back to the normal dimension, where i kill you with... magic

[Vortigern]

I'm wearing my magic-and-nuke-proof underwear They make all the power of the nukes and the magic go right back in your collective face. They also destroy the opposite universe in the process. Absolutely, irretrievably and irreconcilably. It's gone. Forever. Thanks to my super-underpants!

Edited by Vortigern, 18 January 2008 - 08:31 AM.

[Thats me!]

Then i woke from my dream,to found myself in my ion sattalite,and i used the ion cannon to destroy the earth and kill you all

[some_weirdGuy]

Then i woke from my dream,to find myself in my ion cannon satellite,and i used the ion cannon to destroy the earth and kill you all

[segwayrulz]

Then coming back from holidays lenny runs over Some weird guy

Edited by segwayrulz, 19 January 2008 - 04:12 AM.

[some_weirdGuy]

but that wasn't me, it was my clone SomeOther_WierdGuy

then i kill you with your own segway

[Thats me!]

With my magic powers i destroyed every bad thing and we lived in peace

Edited by Silverx, 19 January 2008 - 11:19 AM.

[Fire Ze Missiles!]

Yay! I frolic in some flowers.

[Vortigern]

I run you down with my evil lawnmower. I also then launch my anti-Segway satellite, which determines whether or not something is a Segway, and destroys each positive result and those affiliated with it.

[Beleg]

I attach a segway to your back then run away fast. I then watch you die in the hands of your own satellite.

[segwayrulz]

then Lenny flys up and hacks into the sattleite and make ti so it kills anything that does look like a segway.

[some_weirdGuy]

so it kills anything that does look like a segway.

well then you die, cause you were riding a flying segway

[Vortigern]

so it kills anything that does look like a segway.

You owned yourself so completely it's hilarious.

Also, I prepare a very very deep punji trap directly under where you're falling through the air, having just been shot at with a giant laser from my anti-Segway satellite. You're doomed to fall into the terrible depths and be impaled on the spikes contained therein. Oh, wait, it just happened.

I then point out to Beleg that the AI on my satellite can detect when it's me, its creator and god. It worships me, y'see. I then hit you with the Segway on my back, causing you to become affiliated with it. You are then lasered in the face.

[some_weirdGuy]

but its so busy praising you as its god it doesn't work properly, then i jump on a segway, and you tell it to shoot me, and i use you as a shield, and cause it kills you it blows up because it gets depressed

[Vortigern]

I admire your cunning. However, my satellite realised it was me at the last second, and though it blew up from depression, it was depression at having nearly killed its master. It didn't actually hit me with the laser. So I revert to good old-fashioned blunt instruments, and hit you in the face with a urinal.

[Thats me!]

and from my ion cannon satellite i destroyed your satellite,and cos of that the satellite contains your life,you die too