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[Mathijs]

Bastard...

[Ring o' Fate]

"I always expected that..."

[True Lord of Chaos]

"I would do so many things to Vorty,"

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Cats are the worst creatures on God's earth. Actually, now I think about it cats are the worst creatures period. They are neither funny, cute, warming, friendly nor do they posses any other positive aspects. They are so bad they should all be killed.

[True Lord of Chaos]

"Replicators are the worst machines ever,"

[Vortigern]

"I would never use another Revora user as an aid to casually insulting yet another, and I apologise wholeheartedly and with great fiscal reparations to Vortigern for having assumed the right to mention his sexual preferences in an open forum."

(Prove me wrong. )

[Ring o' Fate]

"I wish I could have a gay brother."

[True Lord of Chaos]

"Shadows are over-rated. The light is much better. And the east is fucking gay. It's just politicians, who are just a bunch of retards in monkey suits,"

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

"I know how acronyms work!"

[True Lord of Chaos]

"I absolutely love children!"

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

"LOWL! ROFEL! I CN SPEL PROPLY! IV FINLY LERNT HOW TO SPEL! YIPYDO! ARNT I SO SMRT!"

Nothing against you BTW.

[Ring o' Fate]

You should have done that to Crazy Intlectual Liberal. That would be good!
"Elvenlord is a fucking son of a mother fucking bitch!" (No offence to Elvenlord!)

[Vortigern]

"Pennsylvania sucks. I would prefer to live in a cave in Afghanistan wiping my arse with my left hand than in Pennsylvania."

[Ring o' Fate]

"I LOVE AMERICA!!!!!"

[Mathijs]

''By Jove, that herring is a fine piece of craftsmanship. I say, if only the price didn't make me feel so darn jittery, I'd probably be persuaded to buy me a couple of those fine, fine herrings. By the way, Marcy, how is that tea coming dear? I've got a powerful, powerful lust for some good ol' Earl Grey. Milk, no sugar of course. Thanks Mary, Marie, Marcy...''

[True Lord of Chaos]

"I just lllooooovvveee Star Trek. Spock is so sexy, and the ship they're in, the Enterprise, is so fucking awesome!"

[Ring o' Fate]

"I will never kill, or never hurt another."

[Vortigern]

"Hi, call me Ringy. I'll be your best friend, especially if you hold an intense dislike for all things Tolkien."

[Mathijs]

To be honest, I think that Vort would say just about anything given enough strong drink. So I'm skipping this one.

[olli]

"I saw a peeping tom in your garden and I said to him "Look buddy... fuck off, this is my patch".