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[True Lord of Chaos]

You WILL stop calling me gay NOW!!!!!!!!!!
"Oh, Vorty, oh Vorty, oh yeah!"
HA! Take that!

That doesn't work on me, because I don't hate Vortigern. I just use him in this topic occasionally.

"If there was one person in the world I could make love to, it'd be Myself,"

[Ring o' Fate]

Godamnit! I just ran out of things for Myself!
Wait, I know!
"I want to be Paris Hilton!"
How would?

[True Lord of Chaos]

"War: it has not, nor will it ever be, with us,"

[Ring o' Fate]

YOU DID NOT JUST MAKE FUN OF MY PHILOSOPHY!!!! DAMNIT YOU!!!
"Rap is real music."

[Mathijs]

Dude your philosophy is a load of bollocks. I'm sorry, but it's true.

''Guys, my philosophy is a load of bollocks.''

[Ring o' Fate]

"I'm a prophet!"

[True Lord of Chaos]

"The Devon philosophy, and I'm not Devin. If I were, my last name would be included,"

[Ring o' Fate]

"Fuck you?! Fuck me!"

[Vortigern]

"I make obeisance to the world's greatest leader, Myself's machine-gun cat. One day his dominion will be complete and the world shall tremble at my feet as his right-hand man, just before I stamp on his head and seize control for myself. (Not Myself.) Then I will use my new-found power to exterminate from the annals of history everything that bears any relevance to the works of the false prophet Tolkien."

[Ring o' Fate]

"I love Myself's machine-gun cat!"

[True Lord of Chaos]

"If you open your eyes, you can't see war in places you wouldn't have ever dreamed of,"

Edited by myself, 09 August 2008 - 06:00 PM.

[Ring o' Fate]

Good one.
"I am not Chaoslord!"

[True Lord of Chaos]

"I'm such a fag that sometimes, I drug my dad and rape him while he's unconscious,"

[Ring o' Fate]

"Amen!"

[Spectre]

Damn you, RoF...

"The pen is mightier than the sword, do not deny it."

Edited by General Jenkins, 09 August 2008 - 11:46 PM.

[Ring o' Fate]

Ok, what the fuck was that damn you about?
"The sword is mightier than the pen, do not deny it."

[True Lord of Chaos]

"But, most people see war as a war without weapons. That's not true,"

[Ring o' Fate]

"I will not kill!"

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

"I swear on my life that I never have, nor shall, claim to be Devon who wrote the Devon philosophy. Besides, why would I? It sucks."

[True Lord of Chaos]

Ok, what the fuck was that damn you about?

You beat him to me, I guess he just got jealous that you always get to me, and not him.

"Oh, Myself, you are just the best human being in the world,"