39 replies to this topic

[Caspa]

Shit!

 

Does Bruce still have a raging man-boner over me?  See, this is why I wear a belt.  We need an IP ban here.

[Pasidon]

Naru is in full boner-mode at all time.  It's his signature move.

[Caspa]

Naru, I can tolerate.  Godsun?  I'd say kill him with fire, but that would leave him harder than a quadratic equation.  How the fuck have you been Pas?

[Pasidon]

Peach.  Just trying to become a full-time hooker, but my pimp says I'm too gorgeous.  1st world problems, I guess.  What brought you back to this fresh place?

[Caspa]

Honestly, I felt Guilty.  That and the massive quantities of alcohol.  Earlier this year, I wanted to come back permanently, maybe giving some trustworthy, honest reviews of games and such, but since then, I've had literally no time at all on my hands with work and this beautiful Lithuanian girl who can also speak Russian and I'm rambling.  Never tank yourself up and head towards a keyboard.  It can't lead to anything good.

[Pasidon]

I disagree.  Make a blog called "Wasted with Caspa" and we'll get 10,000 hits per hour with your drunken ramblings.  This nightclub can't even handle you. But I do like the game review thing... we need more of that.

[Caspa]

UK upload speeds suck donkey nads right now and I'm a little sick of being barred from night clubs.  When I'm through with the games I'm playing, I'll leave a review here for you all to enjoy.  They might not even be so embittered as the last ones.

[Pasidon]

Pure.

[Caspa]

I'm curious now, what's American upload speeds like?

 

Also, your linked web page looks mildly reminiscent of Rubakas.  Just sayin...

Edited by Caspa, 19 July 2014 - 12:05 AM.

[The Best Guest]

This dude right here ^^ Blast from the past

[Caspa]

I should've stayed in the past too.  Still, this place is like a second home to me, and occasionally, I miss you guys.

[Pasidon]

That's sweet.  A little too sweet... yikes.  And I'm not sure what a Rubaka is, or what web page I'm linking, but surely it must be quality.

 

And American upload speeds can be pretty good, depending on your provider.  Not my provider... I just have the default junk they throw at you since Comcast isn't brave enough to delve into the mid-western jungles.  

Edited by Pasidon, 19 July 2014 - 01:01 AM.

[Caspa]

Rubaka is a genius who showed me that there is such thing as an artists glove.  And I'm pretty sure Comcast, for all their flaws (And there are a great very many) are better than Virgin Media for upload speed.  Seriously, how's a man supposed to upload a Youtube channel when a 2 min vid takes 20 mins to upload?

[Gen.Kenobi]

First world problems.

[Caspa]

Yeah, well I don't live in the third world where their bellies are swollen from um gummy gummy berries and yet still starving to death.  Fuck 'em.  The first world is the real world and that's where it's at these days.  Fuck Ethiopia and fuck Hostile.

[Gen.Kenobi]

Fuck yeah!

[Caspa]

Edited by Caspa, 19 July 2014 - 01:26 AM.

[The Best Guest]

I want to hear more about the Lithuanian girl

[Mathijs]

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[Gen.Kenobi]

I want to hear more about the Lithuanian girl

 

Me too... I miss the gringas.