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[Tathmesh]

1 in 10 technician children are clinically diagnosed with MADMAN syndrome.

Symptoms include:
- Loss of neuromuscular function
- Vomiting
- Reduced language processing ability
- Really deep voice
- Pyromania
- The urge to pilot a Mutually Assured Destruction Mechanized Area Nullifier

Don't let this happen to your child, call 456-MAD-BABY today to receive a Nerf Vaccine.

[StolenTech]

sickle : Dun'tu underestimateru da syckuluuuu!

[UNSC THE CHILL OF WAR]

Chronoprison: enemy tank battalion? Don't you mean MY tank battalion?

[Kirov_Fury]

Seitaad Ballista: Ultimate siege unit for all of your Baserape needs.

[Leitch Blitz Persimmon]

Apocalypse: The pure Soviet loyalty.

[Kirov_Fury]

sickle : Dun'tu underestimateru da syckuluuuu!

At the beginning: So, this tiny little bike costs 2000 ?

After 5 minutes of shameless infantry slaughter:

oooh, hello there

Edited by Kirov_Fury, 19 December 2017 - 09:39 PM.

[TrollWarlord]

Quickshifter: "Hey there over here... Nope over here bitch"

[Nevermore2790]

Some unit quotations also describe them anyways... so:

 

Mastodon: We are UNSHAKEABLE!!

Gharial: FISH EVERYWHERE!!

Megalodon: I am the one, I loom over all.

M.A.D.M.A.N: The End is getting closer!!

Apocalypse Tank: These will be your last moments....

Giantsbane: Giantsbane, is my name.

Godsbane: The winds are changing.

Uragan: THE UNJUST WILL NOT WIN!!

Nuwa Cannon: No rest for the wicked....

Phantasm MLRS: Did you just call me a shrub?!

Prism Tank: Resolving target coordinates.

Kirov Airship: Kirov Reporting!

Boidmachine: Let us send them.... a message!

Future Tank: Destination set.

Salamander: Salamander, at the ready.

Plasmerizer: I am big, but also DANGEROUS!

Aerial Fortress Irkalla: DO NOT MAKE ME TURN THIS SHIP AROUND!!

Centurion Siege Crawler: I AM BIG, AND UNSTOPPABLE!!

Quickshifter: "I'm here... I'm there.... I'm still here; at least for a few more seconds."

Edited by Nevermore2790, 24 December 2017 - 02:19 AM.