"Little Dutch Baby Doll." If your creepy doll doesn't have a "chubby baby body" then I don't even want it. Well... I probably don't want it regardless. Like everyone else. "Full body porcelain, open mouth with two top teeth, glass eyes." Why are these things always described like Vietnam War victims with prosthetic parts covering their horrible deformities? Listed for $30.
Actually, this doll reminds me of... someone.