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[Shine On]

The Businessman looks at you with a blank expression, and opens his briefcase. Whilst he's rummaging through you notice that a couple of paperclips and a pen shaped object falls to the ground, although looking at it closer it is definatly NOT a pen. The man then proceeded to close the case and hand you a document entitled "100 things you must know about property", and then walks out with his guards.

+ 1 document gained

> Enter Command

Edited by Xeno, 13 August 2006 - 07:31 AM.

[MCV]

>Pick up papeclip
>Excamine pen-like object

[Ash]

Inventory Added: 1 Paperclip

The penlike object appears to be an ultraviolet light emitter.

>Enter Command?

[MCV]

>Pick up Ultraviolet Light Emitter

>Excamine room

[Ash]

Inventory Added: UV Emitter

You have only gone down two floors, and are in a room with blue walls. There is a table in the room, and a light switch. There is a door out to the stairwell, however the door has been locked by the man or his guards. You can, however, see the stairwell through the peephole. There is nothing else of interest. Perhaps you should check that document...

>Enter Command?

[MCV]

>Read ducoment

[Ash]

You open the document, and find that all the pages are blank!

>Enter Command?

[MCV]

To obvious Paradox...

>Use Ultraviolet Light Emitter on Document

[Ash]

((OOC: Obvious, yes, but why else would I give you a UV emitter See if you get this one then.))

The text on the front page appears under the UV light. It reads:
"E11T."

The rest of the document is full of random smallprint legal jargon, mostly detailing your obligation to constant and unquestioning servitude of The Company. Nothing really worth reading.

>Enter Command?

[MCV]

E11T? That was too hard for me.

>Unbend Paperclip
>Use Unbent Papaerclip + Piece of Wood to pick Lock

[Pyth]

You manage to pick the lock open, finding yourself in another room, apparantly filled with purple sausage rolls.

[Ash]

This room, however, leads to nowhere else. There are no doors or windows.

> Eat sausage roll.


((Here's a clue. When in Rome... ))

[MCV]

(Do as the Romans)

That sausage roll was extremely spicy. You get dizzy and fall over on your back. In thr cieling you see a slighly loose plate.

>Enter command

[Pyth]

>Lift out plate.

[Ash]

A jack-in-the-box pops down and makes you jump. It holds a card in its hand saying: "Ha ha, fooled you!"

You look down at the document again. E-11-T. You ponder over it...

>Enter Command?

(Blaat, I think ya need to help em )

[Athena]

(Ok then )

>remember the Roman numerals and it plops into your head how 11 in Roman numerals is written as XI. XI... E-11-T.. E-XI-T.. EXIT!

[Ash]

The paper starts to morph and change shape, and shakes its way out of your hand. As it touches the floor, it opens up to a swirly-swirly thing that goes through the floor and beyond. You peer over, and see a ladder through the swirl.

>Enter Command?

[Pyth]

>Climb down

>Look around

[Ash]

You spend the next five minutes climbing down the shaft. You reach the bottom, and look around. Facing away from the ladder, you see a chute-like tunnel, surrounded on all sides by the swirl like a tunnel through a fishtank. To your feet is a strange smiley face engraved into the floor, and on the 'tank' wall to your right is, of all things, a porch mailbox.

>enter command?

[Pyth]

>Open mailbox