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[MirkwoodArcher]

Banned for being a Longleaf.

[Masterbadeend]

Banned because my French test tomorrow is going to be bad... .
and for discrimination

[Florisz]

Banned because I too have a French test and I hate the verbs. I hate the verbs. I hate the verbs. My teacher gave me a piece of paper with the verbs. I still hate the verbs.

Whatever.

[Archon]

Banned for hating verbs.

[Longleaf]

Banned for making a mod.

[MirkwoodArcher]

Banned for being leader of Petrolution.

[Masterbadeend]

Banned because my French test went very well, although I had 160 words to learn and I started the day before the test .

[Florisz]

Banned because just attacking with a hidden blade and counter-killing a Brute with it is fun.

[Vortigern]

Banned because I very much doubt you are what I would consider 'hot'. If you secretly are, please stop pretending to be a young Dutch boy, it's confusing.

[Archon]

Banned because this thread has been inactive for 10 days. *bump*

[Vortigern]

Heh, clearly nobody could think of a reason to ban someone as undeniably awesome as me.

Banned for having changed your name since joining Revora.

[Masterbadeend]

Banned for being an arrogant person, I'm much better than you are!

[Vortigern]

Banned because I would have banned anyone unless they said the exact phrase: "Banned for HUBRIS!"

[Florisz]

Banned because I don't see a new cult that's not using modern money any time soon.

[Neth]

Banned for HUBRIS!

[Archon]

Banned because I wouldn't have banned anyone unless they said the exact phrase: "Banned for HUBRIS!"

[Vortigern]

Banned from my cult. You are not welcome.

[Archon]

Banned because I kill cultists in my spare time.

*pow*

There goes another one.

[Vortigern]

Banned because my cult will be way too badass for you to kill, except perhaps on internet games. We don't have video games in my cult. We all live in a forest and make clothes out of the animals we hunt ourselves with our bare hands then eat raw to prove how manly we are.

Banned because our god, Manlius the Manly, decrees it through me, his chosen prophet. His beard could kill you without even waking him up.

Banned because you are not currently wielding a chainsaw, the symbol of my cult. It represents not only the lumberjacks, the manliest of men, but also a kickass murder weapon and juggling item.

Triple-banned! BAM!

[{IRS}Athos]

Vortigern should be banned for worshipping Manlius instead of Crom. Crom! He whose armpit hair hath sunk a thousand ships! He who can call down the mighty thunder by wiggling his nose hairs! He, who hath trapped the bones of a thousand enemies in the tangled thicket of his chest hair! Manlius may have a beard, but Crom's hair doth far outclass him! Look on his hair, ye mighty, and despair!

And another ban for having a chainsaw as a cult symbol. Crom's symbol is a giant sword. With teeth. And hair.