Athos should be banned for not realising that a chainsaw is a sword with teeth. Moving teeth. Give it a wig and Crom's got nothing on Manlius. Besides, in a straight fight Manlius would just punch Crom in the neck and that would be it. Crom would go down like a sack of potatoes.
Ban The Person Above You
Started by Detail, Jan 21 2007 03:51 PM
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#5181
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 10:06 AM
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 12:51 PM
Vortigern should be banned for being eaten by Crom's sword at the time of this ban. Yeah, that kind of teeth. Also, Crom's neck-hair of iron would protect him. 
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 01:06 PM
Banned for not clarifying which Crom you're talking about. Are we on Crom the Cimmerian deity, Crom Cruach the Irish sun god, Crom from the film Tron or a different Crom of which I am not aware?
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 01:30 PM
Banned because I have a new signature (Thanks to MirkwoordArcher 
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) and because you guys are talking nonsense .
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 01:31 PM
Banned for not being aware that Archon is only my pen name.
My true name is...
CROM.
My true name is...
CROM.
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#5186
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 01:33 PM
Banned for being Crom, and for not having made that clear before. Also banned for tricking Athos into worshipping you and telling him you have a beard of iron. Not cool, man. He's an impressionable young lad and my cult needs people like him.
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 02:36 PM
Banned because my beard is actually made of a titanium alloy.
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 02:58 PM
Banned because Wolverine would still fucking annihilate you.
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 03:09 PM
Banned because of THIS.
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 03:54 PM
Banned because Edward is better then that thing.
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 04:01 PM
Banned because I have a Santa Hat avatar. And also banned for saying Edward is better than anything.
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 04:55 PM
Banned for that picture. Real men take baths, everyone knows that. John Wayne, Wolverine, Archimedes...
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 06:10 PM
Banned because my house does not even have a bath, and I resent the implication that I am not a real man for this reason.
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 10:22 PM
Banned because, by implication, you do not bathe. Clean up, Ash!
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 10:48 PM
Banned because he probably just has a shower, and not a tub.
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 11:27 PM
Banned because of course I realise that, foolish Crom. Does that mean I cannot joke at his expense? Or indeed yours? Or any member of this or any other forum! I shall jest at whomsoever I desire, and nought thou canst say shall arrest my verbal assaults!
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 11:49 PM
Vortigern should be banned for believing (or implying belief) that Archon is truly Crom. As if a mere mortal could possibly emulate the amazingness that is Crom*! Even Manlius bows before him! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
*A completely made-up barbarian deity with nothing to do with any of the others you mentioned.
*A completely made-up barbarian deity with nothing to do with any of the others you mentioned.
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 01:26 AM
Banned for that ridiculous tangent.
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 02:08 AM
Banned because I merely have one question to ask Athos.
Hast thou ever seen Crom revealed in full glory? I say to you, foolish mortal, that the almighty Crom (which is me) has the power to assume whatever guise he wishes. In truth I should send down scores of my dark lightning bolts to sting thy foolish derriere!
Hast thou ever seen Crom revealed in full glory? I say to you, foolish mortal, that the almighty Crom (which is me) has the power to assume whatever guise he wishes. In truth I should send down scores of my dark lightning bolts to sting thy foolish derriere!
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 02:10 AM
Banned for giving Athos an old English lecture.
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