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[Major Dimitri]

Granted, but you FAIL in every damned aspect in your life.
I wish the Soviet Union would be founded again and again, for ever.

[CIL]

Not granted. Do you ACTUALLY want another Cold War and to have the threat of nukes being tossed at us and the possible destruction of the world?! I wish for there to be no global warming (it exists, and though it would be normal to have it post-ice age, humans are speeding it up... A LOT) and for there to be an infinite source of petroleum. And for world peace and that everyone would become an atheist.

Edited by Crazy Intellectual Liberal, 07 July 2008 - 10:50 PM.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted, but the greenhouse effect is what is keeping us alive, without it it would be to cold for life.
I wish I was legendary in every aspect.

[Ring o' Fate]

Granted, but everyone is your enemy too.
I wish J.R.R. Tolkien was still alive and writing more Tolkien books.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted, but they're so boring he becomes broke and has to live like a tramp.
I wish for total world domination.

Edited by Black Temple Gaurdian, 08 July 2008 - 06:59 AM.

[Ring o' Fate]

Are you stupid? Tolkien was a D*** guy!
For that: Granted, but the army you used to dominate rebels and overthrows you.
I wish for Tolkien to be alive from someone who knows who Tolkien is!
And by the way, Tolkien MADE Lord Of The Rings!
Edit: Forgot wish, again, and added last part.

Edited by Ring of Fate, 07 July 2008 - 09:48 PM.

[Spectre]

Granted, but Tolkien has forgotten completely of LoTR thus preventing LoTR's existence.
I wish that CIL would not jack up are already peaceful threads and topics with his explanations and whines.

[CIL]

Granted, but the greenhouse effect is what is keeping us alive, without it it would be to cold for life.

Good point. I meant the man-made type. Natural=good, man-made=not good. Not granted, Caspa. These conversations actually entertain some people.
My wish: I wish Caspa and Jenkins would stop blaming me for their own shortcomings.

[some_weirdGuy]

@ caspa: granted, but you go crazy and think we are all still talking...

@ CIL: granted, but you get kicked off revora for not playing the game properly, its the 'corrupt a wish' game, not the 'not grant a wish' game...

i wish for infinite wishes...

edit: CIL beat me

Edited by some_wierdGuy, 07 July 2008 - 11:01 PM.

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

Granted: But I limit your admin abilities to viewing the log in page of the ACP.

I wish that I could cause people to Spontaniously Combust, or rather that I could use Pyrokinesis.

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

Granted: But I give him access to your member profile in the ACP to do with as he wishes.

I wish I didn't love anything.

[Ring o' Fate]

Granted, but then you never get married and die alone and childless.
I wish for everyone to stop being D*** jerks to other people. Like for example, bullies.

[Rawlo]

granted but without conflict our interest in life leaves and we all commit suicide

I wish I could see a super nova in it's entirety in my lifetime (note for those trying to corrupt this, a super nova on our sun would destroy me before it had finished)

Edited by Rawlo, 08 July 2008 - 12:33 AM.

[Ring o' Fate]

Granted, but you die just as it happens. What now man! What NOW!
Wish: I wish I could do something that would put me on the map, make me well known.

[Spectre]

Granted, but you die in the process and your body is never found again.
i wish the tails Doll (look him up, he seems to scare all the kiddies, and i find it funny.) was real and was at my house, along with Michael Myers...

[some_weirdGuy]

granted... but you get scared

i wish i was the best ever

[Ring o' Fate]

Granted, but you never said what, so now you are the best at nothing.
I wish I knew the secret of the universe.

[Spectre]

Granted, but after knowing the secret you perish of old age.
I wish i was Kane, and leading the NOD forces to near victory against the Scrin and GDI opposers.

[mike_]

Granted, but I unplug the computer as soon as you're confined in game-space.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

I wish I was really really smart but not geeky.