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[Komataguri]

Twip is really an acronym,
One I just made up on a seconds whim,
Two Weak In Person to even announce,
in real life would get seriously trounced!

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Twip is the word I created
You have jumped on belated
With a wink and a smile
You spew your mimiced bile
while I grow ever more hated

[Hostile]

Komo has set the bar so low,
there is no way to give a low blow,
with no self respect and a total reject,
how much lower can you go?

[Komataguri]

Komo has set the bar so low,
there is no way to give a low blow,
with no self respect and a total reject,
how much lower can you go?

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Indeed I set the bar low
So nary one blow can flow
With a snicker and smile
And my Schoolgirl Files
I verily am becoming a pro!

[Dethro]

Raddy, sometimes you should think,
Before acting like you crawled from a sink.
Nonexistent prose,
I smell through my nose,
Makes me annoyed as fast as you blink.

Holligans avvy is nice,
I'd rub her all over with ice,
Although she is only a piccy,
I'd make her get very sticky.

Koma, you're the one to talk,
When last night you were greasing my stalk,
You made it get so wet,
And you said "I'm not finished yet!"

Kal, you say that there's no chance,
Are you sure that you're not from France?
I'm sure that you smelt of their snails,
Garlic and frogs legs leave slimy trails.

Hostile, 'tis time that you see,
What is truly happening to thee,
You're more weird and oddball,
As you bounce down the hall,
A straight-jacket man, you'll agree.

It's really funny Mastermind,
That in your daily work and grind,
You don't go crazy and kill some more,
Hell, I would, just like before.
'Tis no reason for genocide,
Like working always with cyanide,
All the hordes of hell have no chance,
When you unbelt and drop your pants.

Hostile and Koma, you two are such fun.
You make me wish that I had a gun,
Just so I could come and blow out your head,
And do the world a favour, kill you both instead,
Of leaving you both to be as a pox,
On forums and threads, like this one, that rocks!

Setting the bar low you may be,
But no-one can be as low down as me,
I can go to the floor,
And then some more,
So I can deliver my plea.

Please don't stop with the rhyme,
Without it I can't waste my time,
On flaming everyone here,
But making it look in good cheer.

Have fun with all of that people.

[Komataguri]

Darkelf you dirty man slut
Taking it so very willingly up the butt.
You gasp and groan
and then you moan
When I finally orgasm and bust my nut.

When I fill your ass with cream
Your gonna scream
With your praises
My passion blazes
as I blow again to fufill your dream.

[Hostile]

as I sit here quite confused,
rejected by even the most refused,
I lay my big head down to rest,
may I rest in peace with all the best.

[Dethro]

Koma, you may think you have won,
When all you have done is prolong the fun,
For when I rip you to shreds with my organ,
You're gonna scream, again and again,
"Oh why didn't I lube up before we began?"

Butt wait, is still gaping with desire,
As I stiffen, higher and higher,
I ream you to pieces,
Push back all of your faeces,
When I blow, I make you a flyer.

(Yes, I know that last one was really bad)

Hostile, To sleepeh you go,
Bubbles out your nose you will blow,
Time to be going to bed,
Just please, next time first give me some head?

[Komataguri]

From stem to stern.
I split as you yearn
For blazing hot meat
As you call me sweet
With my dick and nut
shoved deep to your gut
you'll cry and burn
as I fill you with my exponential return


When your tummy sloshes with my cream so much
you'll still be begging to be my third leg crutch.
When I pound and ream
and make you scream
All you'll be left to do is limp away wiht a final soft touch

[Dethro]

From stem to stern.
I split as you yearn
For blazing hot meat
As you call me sweet
With my dick and nut
shoved deep to your gut
you'll cry and burn
as I fill you with my exponential return


When your tummy sloshes with my cream so much
you'll still be begging to be my third leg crutch.
When I pound and ream
and make you scream
All you'll be left to do is limp away wiht a final soft touch

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I Pound and pound all night long,
As you moan and moan all down my shlong,
I thump and strain and slide in so deep,
As you scream and shriek all night, asleep,
I rape your innards and tear the skin,
And that's just when I start to begin.

As the night progresses, the moans get more loud,
Downstairs, the parish gains a fairly large crowd,
As they listen to us go at our game,
Whips, chains, it's all the same,
As they hear you wail while I fill your seams,
With all of my nasty Priestly creams.

[Komataguri]

This has indeed evolved to far
From where I was comfortable, emotional scars
With unwelcome images
Breaking my mental line of scrimmage
I scream and shout, horrors about
As I lay asleep, in nightmares drought

[Mastermind]

I'm thinking that this needs to go somewhere a bit more private. As much as I enjoyed most of this thread, it's getting a little risque for my taste.

[Komataguri]

Mastermind the silly head
Dancing with dreams abound in his head.
Perverse thoughts and ideas
replacing hentai images of Sofia.
So very sorry my old, old friend
This is how I make moral credits to later spend

[Hostile]

Comment after comment I find they are sick,
all they talk about are pricks,
of asses too which I despise,
I'll stick girls and that is wise....

[Komataguri]

Hostile can't rhyme to save his life,
Reading them makes me grab my knife.
To gouge out my eyes from the back of my head
I'll stab and stab until my vision is dead.
With his horrid sense of pattern and beat
Just reading his god damn words is one helluva feat!!!

[Hostile]

Call me one to bring back rationale,
but I think this threads gone to far,
let's get back to tradtional,
a nice hot car and a nice hot girl.

[Dethro]

Mastermind, It's sick indeed,
When both Koma and I refuse to heed,
The advice of our own morality,
Instead listening to our insanity.

Perhaps we should cease and desist,
From these poems, sick like a cyst,
But without these there would surely be,
An increase of spam by him, and me.

So maybe it's better to let us live,
Enjoy the laughter we have to give,
Sit back and watch us flame through rhyme,
It is indeed an unusual way to pass the time.

[Komataguri]

Rationale is not what we need
What with the perversion, and dark dirty deeds.
We need justice and the powers of light
to bring back into is the will to fight.
For as we sit, with hearts darken
the the justice of light barely harken

[Dethro]

Sorry indeed I am to post twice,
But I have to say this, just being nice,
Hostile and Koma both enjoy,
The company of little boys.

Don't get me wrong, we all love women,
All sizes and shapes, forms, but then,
Again they see that this must be true,
"What The Hell Is Wrong With You?"

There's women out there who'll drive you insane,
With remarks and comments, bordering the inane,
As a friend of mine, in confidence once said,
"If They Didn't Have Pussies, We'd Shoot Them Dead!"

But really, they can't be all that bad,
Because we stay with them, but isn't it sad,
That despite every thing that they do,
They also keep coming back to you.

[Hostile]

Hostile has decided he's done rhyming,
could not have found a better timing,
seems the two of you are just too gay,
think I'll catch up another day...

[Hostile]

Hostile is making a quick escape,
like a superhero without his cape,
think I'll it let all just be,
cause you're all just scaring the hell outta me.