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[Paladin58]

OOC: Darn, I had a good one, too... *grumble*

>Use laptop

>End game

Edited by Nology5890, 14 August 2006 - 06:48 PM.

[Ash]

>Play Solitaire.

[MCV]

4 hours later...

You discover a bug in Solitare.

>Enter command

[Paladin58]

>Examine bug

[MCV]

It is a seven spotted Coccinellidae, a common bug.
It exits through the speakers, but you see that something is attached to it's legs.

>Enter command

[Ash]

>Find out what is attached to the bug's legs. Then squish the bug.

[Elerium]

You examine the bug, and find that attached to its legs is a gem. Before you can squish the bug however, it bites you and attempts to burrow under your skin. What do you do?

Edited by Elerium, 14 August 2006 - 10:20 PM.

[Pyth]

>Be petrified for a second

>Hit place where bug is. Hard.

[Elerium]

The bug squeals under the pain, and dies. Good job you hit hard when you did eh? Or else you would be in a major mess right now. You easily pull out what remains of the bug and clean the cut. In your hand now lies a gem.

Edited by Elerium, 14 August 2006 - 10:29 PM.

[Ash]

>Check laptop for any unusual peripheral sockets.

[Elerium]

After checking the laptop you see a socket in it and you notice that the size and perimeter of the slot matches the gem in your hand exactly.

Edited by Elerium, 14 August 2006 - 10:53 PM.

[Ash]

>Insert Gem

[Elerium]

When this happens you notice the Laptop begins to glow and shake uncontrollably. This surely isn't going to do the Laptop any good, but out of the screen a blue genie roars out and says 'I am Abi-Dazim! Thank you for releasing me from this mechanical prison! It is usually against our laws to grant wishes now but I have been trapped in here for a long time, being bored out of my mind. So I'll make you a deal. If you can answer all 3 of my riddles, you get a wish for each riddle. My powers are only limited to making material items that may be of use to you in the future. Anything that breaks away from this I ditch your request.

For the first riddle! A head but no body, a heart but no blood, leaves but no branches. What am I?

For the second riddle! I run all day but cannot walk. I have a mouth but cannot talk. What am I?

For the third riddle! Red as blood, sweet as wine. My heart is hard but my flesh is fine. What am I?

I await your response.'

Edited by Elerium, 14 August 2006 - 11:11 PM.

[Paladin58]

>answer second question: a river

>answer third question: a cherry

OOC: anyone have any idea of what the first one is? I haven't a clue...

[Elerium]

The genie compliments your choices and says 'Two riddles accomplished! Two wishes granted.' He now awaits your decision to wish for two items. The genie however still awaits for your first answer.

[Ash]

Answer: A Lettuce.

My first wish is for a door right here in front of me that gets me back to the real world.



(Well, you said a material object, so there's one for you)

[Elerium]

The genie laughs and says 'All riddles are accomplished!' and grants your wish. A door leaving this world appears in front of you. The genie however still awaits for two more wishes.

Edited by Elerium, 15 August 2006 - 11:39 AM.

[MCV]

>A Swiss Army Knife
>A large roll of Duck Tape

[Ash]

OOC: What's the duck tape for?

[Elerium]

The genie conjours up a roll of duct tape and a swiss army knife. He then clicks his fingers and leaves via some portal.

New items:

Duck Tape
Swiss Army Knife

Also, the door is still there, and you can leave at any time, although with the whole global thermonuclear war you started you wouldn't want to stick around for long...