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[Mathijs]

Granted, but you choke on the candy that starts falling from the sky.

I wish I didn't have to get up so goddamn early tomorrow.

[Ring o' Fate]

Granted, but that's because to stay up too damn late which makes you sleep laterthan your supposed to.
I wish I was like an elf in middle earth, minus getting murdered or killed in battle.

[True Lord of Chaos]

Granted, but you tore your groin instead, and it's beyond repair, so it hurts whenever you do anything with your hips.

I wish life was easier.

[Puppeteer]

Granted, but that's because you're made into a vegetable. You don't have to do anything...

I wish the roof wouldn't leak

[Vortigern]

Granted. It's not there any more.

I wish England had actually had a summer this year...

[Puppeteer]

Granted, but it was a season of drough and famine. Approximately 100% of the population died

I wish that there was no school

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted, but you get teleported to the Antarctic and in an attempt to stay warm you go through the second stargate but you arrive at a place even colder with no way to get back.

I wish that drought and famine didn't exist.

Edited by Black Temple Gaurdian, 01 September 2008 - 11:10 AM.

[Vortigern]

Granted, but global overcrowding leads to an outbreak of plague and pestilence. The four horsemen are appeased regardless.

I wish internet abbreviations had never been invented.

[Ring o' Fate]

Granted, but now LOTS of people don't know how to type, which may include you!
I wish I could see the future.

[Vortigern]

Granted, but the only bit of the future you can see is the last time your parents have sex, at well over 70 years old.

I wish Starcraft would work on my laptop.

[True Lord of Chaos]

Granted, but then everything else on your computer stops working.

I wish my computer wouldn't give me the blue screen of death anymore.

[some_weirdGuy]

granted, it now gives you a black screen

i wish i could mod diablo really well

[CIL]

I'm assuming you mean the one by Blizzard (there aren't others, are there?). Well, your wish has already been corrupted because the game has gone out of date. You go insane because all the people have moved on to being Diablo II and III fans, completely disregarding your modding work and gaining you little respect from anyone but yourself in the Diablo modding community. And in modding Diablo, I think you mean hacks. And nobody likes a haX0r. You bang your head on your desk in frustration. It hurts and you get a headache. A friend dies of brain trauma 10 minutes later. You can't help but feeling guily somehow.

I wish people would actually stop thinking me to be a stupid idiotic douchebag, something I admit to beeing at times (which at least makes me above a decent part of Revorans), but at least have some meager respect for me. This one should be fun to corrupt .

[Vortigern]

It's not. In the spirit of the thing, granted, we now think you're a total arsehole with no respect for human life and get your IP address blocked from every server in the known world, essentially banning you from the internet.

I wish hilarious consequences would ensue.

[Ring o' Fate]

Granted, but they all happen to you, and they ain't funny to the person getting them.
I wish I wasn't skin and bones, plus the skin and bones part.

[Vortigern]

Granted, but now you're morbidly obese and can barely get out of your chair.

I wish I lived in Switzerland.

[CIL]

Gratned, but because Tony Blair severly tarnished the reputation of the Brits there, you are assasinated by a neo-nationalist group that wants no extra-country contact.

I wish modding didn't take so long.

[Vortigern]

Granted, but that's because it's all rubbish.

I wish that bastard fox would stop scaring my chickens.

[Ring o' Fate]

Granted, but that's because it was eaten by a bear, which now EATS your chickens, and kills any who try to stop it.
I wish I knew my future (and it won't be some guy's dick in my mouth, or else somebody is going to die!!)!!!

[CIL]

Granted, but you see yourself becoming the most queer person on the face of the Earth, and by queer, I don't mean happy. Instead of some guy's dick ending up in your mouth, yours ends up in theirs. And they were ugly and fat, because that's the best you could do. Didn't think of that one, did you?

I wish Star Wars: KotOR III would HURRY THE HECK UP! And it was awesome and I could have it.