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[Vortigern]

Granted, but it's awesome for a Star Wars product, which puts it on roughly the same level as my faeces. And due to a small confusion, you actually end up with my faeces instead. And you can have it all. Enjoy.

I wish Black Stone Cherry would tour in England.

[Devon]

Granted, but you aren't allowed into any of their concerts because of your lack of respect for the kotor games.


I wish...hmmm...I wish I had seen the who live while not sucking, and me not incapacitated in any shape or form.

[Ring o' Fate]

Unfortunatly C.I.L., I did........
Granted, but they all die half way through the show.
I wish I knew how wishes where going to get corrupted.

[Vortigern]

Granted, but you get really bored with knowing and decide to start beating yourself over the head to make it more interesting in a desperate bid to give yourself total amnesia. It fails and you end up in a coma instead, but still with all your memories and knowledge of how wishes will be corrupted. It's incredibly frustrating.

I wish I could grow an instant beard.

[CIL]

Ring, I have a feeling that you made that up.

Granted, but it's animate, has a brain, sees you as a threat and decides to strangle you.

I wish the world would just shut up for a little so my damn headache would go away.

[Vortigern]

Granted, but that's because everyone's dead, and you slowly starve when you eventually crawl out of your room and your hypochondria, dying alone, friendless and the last of your kind.

I wish pi was a real number.

[some_weirdGuy]

granted, but it turns out that its actually an evil mastermind, who was just waiting for numeral recognition so that they could enslave the world!

i wish pi didn't enslave the world

[Spectre]

Granted, but Pi never enslaved the earth, so How can you wish for something to not enslave you when it never did?

I wish I didn't have Math homework and didn't have to write an essay every damn school day.

Edited by General Jenkins, 06 September 2008 - 01:12 AM.

[CIL]

Granted, but you instead have to write 20 a day.

I wish my damned AP teachers would stop giving me around 6 essays a night.

[Elvenlord]

Granted, but that's only because AP-courses were dropped from high-schools in your area.

I wish for a dollar.

[CIL]

Granted, but it was soggy, wet and contaminated with the A.I.D.S. virus.

I wish I graduated high school already.

[True Lord of Chaos]

Granted, but it's only because everyone there hates you, and wanted you out. You get attacked right before you walk up and get your "diploma."

I wish 8^th grade wasn't so boring and evil.

[Vortigern]

Granted, but now it involves so much chocolate you fall seriously ill and all your teeth rot.

I wish the current global economic climate would go get fucked.

[CIL]

Granted, but it's only becauce I agree with you on that one.

I wish I had some grape juice right now.

[Vortigern]

Granted. It's actually wine, but you don't realise and get horrendously wasted, give yourself cirrhosis of the liver and do a load of really stupid things, forgetting them all in your drunken stupor and waking up several hours later in a police cell with no idea how you got there, completely naked and with the word 'Buttmonkey' tattooed across your top lip.

EDIT: Forgot wish: I wish it was the 70's again.

Edited by Vortigern, 06 September 2008 - 11:51 PM.

[Ring o' Fate]

Granted, but today's technology comes with us, and then starts everything that happened over the last two years happens immediatly.
I wish I had every video game I ever wanted.
And C.I.L., I figured somebody would figure out how to corrupt my wish into something gay.

[True Lord of Chaos]

Granted, but they end up being crappy, you watch How To Be Emo on YouTube, and become emo.
I wish LoZ:TP didn't have an ending that makes me want to cut myself.

Edited by myself, 10 September 2008 - 03:09 AM.

[Vortigern]

Granted, but now it's so sickeningly happy it makes you violently ill.

I wish I had dreadlocks.

[CIL]

Granted, but you regret it weeks after you get them because you can't wash them. Weeks later, people start complaining of the rancid smell that resembles a combonation of fecal matter and regurgitated matter. The mob is contracted to kill you. They succeed, your last momemts being those of staring at the barrel of a gun full of fear and a feeling of joy because you know you won't have to put up with pundits anymore.

I wish people didn't need to edit posts.

[Vortigern]

Granted, but the forum is now plagued with spelling errors and badly phrased points.

By the way, you can wash dreadlocks. You just use dreadlock shampoo. That they're always dirty is a complete fallacy.

I wish someone had given me welcome pie.