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[True Lord of Chaos]

Granted, but he flees the country, and renames himself Paco Garcia.

I wish I could get laid by a hot, disease-free chick.

EDIT: You replied before me!

Edited by myself, 28 September 2008 - 11:55 PM.

[Vortigern]

Granted, but as you're only 12 years old you can't actually perform, and the ensuing reputation sticks with you for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to start learning again tomorrow.

[True Lord of Chaos]

Granted, but as you're only 12 years old you can't actually perform, and the ensuing reputation sticks with you for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to start learning again tomorrow.

I could probably 'perform.'

Granted, but you end up getting a dead-end job, being my waiter.

I wish things would actually happen today

[Mathijs]

You are twelve years old. You wouldn't perform.

Also, I grant your wish but nothing happens tomorrow.

I wish I could slap people over the internet.

[Ring o' Fate]

Granted, but then you slap the wrong person, and the person slaps you twice as hard!
I wish I was 18, and was in way better shape than I am now.

[True Lord of Chaos]

Granted, but then you slap the wrong person, and the person slaps you twice as hard!
I wish I was 18, and was in way better shape than I am now.

Granted, but you're in a gang, and you OD on angel dust, and become a vegetable.

I wish I could perform.

[Vortigern]

LOL! Sorry.

Granted, but you do so well that she tells all her friends and you get inundated with requests from ugly people, male and female, and soon die of exhaustion.

I wish I could figure out how to get the battery of that damn smoke alarm.

[Puppeteer]

Granted, you have to smash the alarm first.
I wish I had a nice watch

[DIGI_Byte]

Granted: you put on the watch and to your horror your allergic to the copper in it and you swell up and the watch cuts of your circulation, you end up in hospital for 8 weeks

I wish I had a .... nice salad wrap with silver side, tomato, cheese, lettuce, and other assorted ingredients for $4.95

[Vortigern]

Granted, but it's actually a killer salad and strangles you from the inside.

I wish I could juggle with more than 4 balls.

[DIGI_Byte]

Granted you pick up 4 bowling balls and start juggling em,
A bowling pin falls outta the sky hits you in the head and drop the balls and kill a 15 cm high miniature great-damn hybrid

I wish i had a small buddy cola (600ml)

Edited by DIGI_Byte, 01 October 2008 - 04:00 PM.

[Vortigern]

...What?

Granted, but it's actually Toxicola. (Patent pending.)

I wish I could be bothered to drill a hole in my drinking horn and go around trumpeting it at people.

[True Lord of Chaos]

Granted but since I don't know what that is, I'll just do this: you walk into the street, and get hit by a car.

I wish I could stop being so shy!!!!! :angry2:

[DIGI_Byte]

granted, you openly stand up and do something bold and silly im public and get Arrested for suspicion of being under the influence of "speed".

I wish I could finish all my games, I own over 500+ Rom games from various console emulators.

[Vortigern]

Granted, but you get so sucked in that you lose all possible forms of social life and die alone and friendless, with only your smug sense of self-satisfaction at having completed all your games to keep you company on your deathbed. You also have no money because you got no qualifications; you were too busy gaming.

I wish I didn't have a cold right now.

[DIGI_Byte]

Granted: your cold vanishes and you go out side and slip on a dirty tissue and fall and cut your head open in the table top

I wish i could defeat the boss in the phantom 2040
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[Vortigern]

Granted, but you find that by he had a real-world metaphysical extension, in your mum. You actually killed her by killing the boss.

I wish I were well off enough to not have to worry about my eating habits.

[True Lord of Chaos]

What's with the double post?

Granted, but now you are suddenly thinking that you should eat more, and you become a fat ass.

I wish my friend would stop bugging me.

[DIGI_Byte]

Granted, I will leave you alone says ur friend, he trips and has a horrific death with a lego set

I wish i didn't have to spend time modeling models, And they would make them selves.

[Vortigern]

Granted, but your modelling muscles (presumably your brain, or a part thereof) atrophy with the lack of use, leaving you comatose and barely able to speak or move of your own volition.

I wish I may, I wish I might have this wish I wish tonight.