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[mike_]

Knock up your girlfriend and then talk to me about annoying lectures on responsibilities from parents

[Yarrum]

I'm...not gonna do that? Anyways, I vent that, due to my being a massive douche, I made two of my friends insanely pissed off at me. Hopefully, it will sort itself out...

Edited by Yarrum, 15 January 2011 - 04:37 AM.

[mike_]

I wasn't implying that you would, but that if such an experience were to befall you then things would get /incredibly/ worse, believe you me. That's experience talking in case it hasn't been made blatant enough so far.

[{IRS}Athos]

I got three of my friends pissed off at me, but when I laughed at them for the rest of the class period whenever I heard them muttering behind my back about how immature I was, they got over it surprisingly quickly. Yarrum, a hint from a fellow douche: laugh it off.

[Vortigern]

Or... knock up your friends and then laugh that off!

[Puppeteer]

I vent that my breakfast and I had a falling out this morning, during my run, and the whole affair has left a bitter after-taste in my mouth. Not the kind of breakup I envisaged.

[_Haldir_]

Well, if you love something, set it free

[Yarrum]

I wasn't implying that you would, but that if such an experience were to befall you then things would get /incredibly/ worse, believe you me. That's experience talking in case it hasn't been made blatant enough so far.

When did that happen? And what did you end up doing?

I got three of my friends pissed off at me, but when I laughed at them for the rest of the class period whenever I heard them muttering behind my back about how immature I was, they got over it surprisingly quickly. Yarrum, a hint from a fellow douche: laugh it off.

Actually. I solved it by making a sincere apology, but I guess that works too...

[mike_]

*counts* About twenty-nine months ago. To make a long story short, she's now living with my family and I until further legal notice and her estranged mother is living on the opposite side of the country, and I don't have to pay her child support anymore to possibly fund her illicit activities. Good times

[Vortigern]

You won the custody battle? Awesome stuff, Mike. Teach her to use crazy-complicated words and convoluted sentence structure so her mother won't be able to understand her if they ever meet again.

[mike_]

Essentially, yes. The judge decided that she'd had enough time to spend with our daughter in the capacity as her mother (which she had squandered, of course) so it was decided to be my turn. If and when we go back to court to have the permanent hearing, she'll basically have little to no hope of winning due to numerous circumstances that she's placed on herself

[Vortigern]

Well, congratulations, Mike. But the more details emerge about this situation of yours, the more I wonder why on earth you got involved with this girl in the first place? Did being a mother drastically change her for the worse? Or was she just really hot?

[mike_]

Well, she wasn't crazy when we first hooked up she just really... came into her own the longer we were around one another.

[Vortigern]

Hm. Women, eh? If it's any consolation, something very similar happened to a friend of mine over here, except that in that case the crazy didn't come out until after they were married. At the moment the woman in question seems to have disappeared with their daughter. She's missed the last two court hearings and is no longer living at the address on file.

EDIT: Having read it again, I don't know why that would be consoling to anyone. Disregard that part. And don't steal children, y'all.

[mike_]

Christ. Well, hopefully she'll turn up.

[Puppeteer]

Well done Mike for winning the court case!

Hm. Women, eh? If it's any consolation, something very similar happened to a friend of mine over here, except that in that case the crazy didn't come out until after they were married. At the moment the woman in question seems to have disappeared with their daughter. She's missed the last two court hearings and is no longer living at the address on file.

EDIT: Having read it again, I don't know why that would be consoling to anyone. Disregard that part. And don't steal children, y'all.

Thank God I don't have to worry about this kind of thing!

[mike_]

Thanks Puppet! And you just made me "LOL" at your follow-up remark

[Elvenlord]

Awesome mike.

And lmao puppet. Thanks god indeed.

[Vortigern]

Guys, don't ever work with mean shallow bitches. I got put in a group with three absolute cunts for one of my modules last term. We all worked together making a presentation and a poster and whatever, and they repeatedly told me that I didn't have to do anything for it, which was fine because I had other stuff to be getting on with instead, but I did some of the work anyway. But then, after having given it all in and figured it was done with, I've been told that my group said I didn't contribute equally and now I have to write a thousand words on the goddamn project that I thought I'd been done with since before Christmas. I know that's not much, but seriously, I have real work to do. Would it have killed them to just put that the work was done equally like the other three of us in the group did? No. But they're bitches.

[Mathijs]

That's why you take your groups out for a drink to discuss the project and get them to like you.