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[Beowulf]

Welcome to the Electronic Age, Matias. I'm sure people said the same when the telephone was invented.

[Pasidon]

Wrong. The likes of Facebook, Myspace, Twitter and even MSN are responsible for degradation of language and social interaction. I don't want to talk to women over MSN because it ruins actual personal conversation in reality, but every single time I meet one they insist on exchanging e-mail adresses and have incredibly long conversations over the internet. It's really fucking terrible.

There are some handy uses with Facebook and myspace, like companies making pages to hire people for. But for the main run, people just obsessing about them selfs, conversing about trash. They overestimated how much the Universe cares.

[Florisz]

Cow lungs and a cow heart feel weird. Biology rocks.

[Pasidon]

Brave soul. Did ya' stick dem' hands in der cow heart? I did that once, but it wasn't a sterilized one. Yours was... right?

[olli]

I loved dissection... never used gloves though.

I liked the rustic wholesomeness of using ones own natural hands to work with.

[Florisz]

@ IRS...

Well, he's probably perfect for it, though.

[{IRS}Athos]

Ehwhat? Wait, what post were you referring to?

[Allathar]

Aww, poor Eli. Friendzoned with Chloe :( The moment where the ALRC glitched and Telford and Young got back into their own bodies was priceless, just when Young was having sex with his wife in Telfords body At the end the real Telford (in his own body) went to Young's wife, though... Does he pretend to be Young and have sex just because, or was there actually a relationship between the two? Also, what happened to Riley? Dead? Hope he survived, was beginning to like him... Good to see O'Neill again, too.

(cookiee for the one who knows what I'm rambling about)

[Florisz]

I had 8 out of the 8 questions about fruit correct. Hooray for me!

Plus, I had pizza leftovers for lunch. Again, hooray for me!

[True Lord of Chaos]

I have to find a way to 'eliminate' someone from about a 30 minute drive away. Tips?

[Allathar]

Cut out his left eye, pee in his eyesocket, then rape him and infect him with aids so he dies all slowly.

[True Lord of Chaos]

I don't want to kill this person.

[Mathijs]

Cut out his left eye, pee in his eyesocket, then rape him and infect him with aids so he dies all slowly.

You've used this very same line before...

Do you have like a wordpad document with gruesome ways of murdering people?

Edited by Matias, 08 November 2009 - 08:29 PM.

[Pasidon]

I think he's the reincarnation of Jack the Ripper. Perfect and fun ways to murder people just pop into his head at random.

Aww, poor Eli. Friendzoned with Chloe :( The moment where the ALRC glitched and Telford and Young got back into their own bodies was priceless, just when Young was having sex with his wife in Telfords body At the end the real Telford (in his own body) went to Young's wife, though... Does he pretend to be Young and have sex just because, or was there actually a relationship between the two? Also, what happened to Riley? Dead? Hope he survived, was beginning to like him... Good to see O'Neill again, too.

(cookiee for the one who knows what I'm rambling about)

Gasp! I know! What is Telford up too? Never Drama like this in th other Stargates. And I wanna know where Te'ilc is. Christopher Judge is immortal.

[Puppeteer]

A lifetime's worth of chloroform. Bish bash bosh.

[Allathar]

Cut out his left eye, pee in his eyesocket, then rape him and infect him with aids so he dies all slowly.

You've used this very same line before...

Do you have like a wordpad document with gruesome ways of murdering people?

Reference to a South Park episode, the one with the Satanist Christmas Critters (god, that was an awesome ep) Yeah, I like to reference

@Pasi: I don't think they should add Teal'c to this Stargate, it doesn't really make sense for him to be in there. O'Neill is the head of Homeworld Command, so it's logical he's in the office there, but as for Teal'c... Nah, probably leading the Jaffa somewhere. Having him on the series will feel forced.

Oh, and as for your cookiee:

Spoiler

[{IRS}Athos]

I have to find a way to 'eliminate' someone from about a 30 minute drive away. Tips?

...

Kids these days.

First, sprinkle a cabbage with arsenic-laced water for a few days (although not until it wilts), then feed it to a rabbit. The rabbit will die and be picked over by a vulture, whose wings will fail as he flies over a pike-infested lake. Eventually, one of the pike will be caught and served as a main dish at the dinner of the one you hate.

Bonus points for who can tell me what I was referencing.

[Allathar]

Conspiracy nutjobs?

[Vortigern]

What exactly do you mean by 'eliminate'? Also, I favour an old-fashioned approach: break into their house in the middle of the night and stab the whole family to death, carving messages into their torsos in the process and stealing whatever you can carry. Also smash a window or two to make it look like a robbery.

[Beowulf]

What exactly do you mean by 'eliminate'? Also, I favour an old-fashioned approach: break into their house in the middle of the night and stab the whole family to death, carving messages into their torsos in the process and stealing whatever you can carry. Also smash a window or two to make it look like a robbery.

This man knows the score.