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[Vortigern]

Technically the Norse futhark doesn't have a V, so you're still off the mark. However, the runic F was pronounced as a V, so it didn't matter. Really they didn't have an F, I guess.

[Florisz]

ARGH! A decision not even worth to be called a decision. Just no reaction and now I regret it.

[Allathar]

What are you talking about, Young Reindeer?

[Pasidon]

Another argument where we have to guess what's grinding his gears. Dare I guess relationship cripple-crapple.

[Puppeteer]

Pasidon cut down your signature. It's excessive.

[Doctor]

I'm curious....
Where did everyone get their nick names? Some are obvious (Elvenlord) and others aren't (Pasidon). Anyone care to share the history of their nick names?
I'll start!!

It all started when I get addicted to something called fate and destiny (don't ask...). And being a long time lover of Lord of the Rings, I just eventually after thinking about the One Ring, came up as the Ring of Fates because *Insert LOOOOONG explanation here*. But I liked Fate better, so I dropped the s. And thus created the username that I use anywhere I go on the Internet.

An old friend of mine gave me his character on some famous mmorpg, (won't name which cuz of withdraws of quitting it 3 months ago) his character was named _DOCTOR_, so I kept the name with me, and for some reason I look more pro with it

[Florisz]

MirkwoodArcher, you are CRAZY. Look at the clock... You should be sleeping

[Pasidon]

As many of you have heard, I revealed my true identity as a General of the Rooster's Dominion. Many of you are shocked... I know. Now that my cover has been blown, I'll be super biased against you mortals and your stupid electronic washing machines and... and your lawn furniture. In others words, I lost all sanity and now I'm pretending to be a rooster.

[Vortigern]

Hey look, Pasidon's a cock.

[Mathijs]

Hahaha.

[Pasidon]

Sweet.

[Pasidon]

You fondness of pancakes?

http://pancakerecipe...buttermilk.html

Now you can made pancakes without buttermilk.

[Rafv Nin IV]

Pancakes are for people who don't have meat for breakfast.

Incidentally, I learned this week that if you cook something for your family, you can put obscene amounts of cayenne in it and assure that nobody but you eats it.

[Pasidon]

Cayenne food coloring or pepper?

[Neth]

Post in the Revora Megasong topic! I want to post again!

[Rafv Nin IV]

The second, first, and tenth amendments are fuckin' awesome. Actually, the USA's Bill of Rights is, in general, pretty fuckin' awesome.

[Pasidon]

I... guess the amendments aren't that bad. Though that alcohol ban way back when probably didn't make too many people happy.

[Vortigern]

Prohibition was the 18th Amendment, later repealed by the 21st Amendment. A wholly moronic project which led to massive rises in crime and didn't stop anyone drinking. You'd think somebody would have learned a lesson from that about why drugs should be legalised. The only downside is an apparent government legitimisation of taking hard drugs, but beyond that you could tax, regulate, fund rehabilitation, decriminalise millions of people, and so on and so forth. I've had that rant before.

Anyway, my favourite is the 3rd Amendment. I like to invoke it at random intervals. I won't have any fucking soldiers quartered in my house!

Rav, are you a gun nut? Have I misunderstood you all this time? The 2nd Amendment is the worst thing ever to happen to America. You're all like "we have the right to bear arms" and then nobody mentions the other part. You know, the bit that says "A well regulated Militia". How does having an assault rifle on your mantelpiece contribute to a well regulated militia? Who's regulating it? Where's your uniform? Or at least a badge? The 2nd Amendment brings out the hypocrite in every gun-toting Yank. It's as bad as the Bible-bashers who pick and choose which bits of the Book they like.

Besides, do you know where the concept of a free militia came from? 13th Century England, where all men between the ages of 15 and 50 were called upon to bear arms in the public defence before such a thing as a police force or a standing army existed. As soon as they did, the concept of the free militia was accepted as dated and unnecessary. Why can't you guys just do the same?

My least favourite part of the Bill of Rights is the 8th Amendment. I like cruel and unusual punishments! What's wrong with shaving the word 'tool' into someone's head and making them walk butt-nekkid through town while you boot them up the arse? That'd learn 'em!

[Pasidon]

We need aur' guns so dem' darn Brits won't try and steal our stuffs ah'gain.

And we're not allowed to have automatics, so the army can put down any public uprisings with a rain of bullets. But I hate the 13th Amendment...

[Vortigern]

You mean the amendment which abolished slavery in America, fifty-eight years after Britain had removed herself from any involvement with the legal purchase and distribution of black folk? Yeah, that was a real mistake, way to drop the ball, America...

Pasidon, right now I'm hard pressed to tell which part of the above post I find most infuriating. I'm going to leave it to you to elaborate on all points made and work from there.