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[{IRS}Athos]

That involves going to a Twilight fansite... *gulp*

[Allathar]

Well, you brought it on yourself now you mentioned it. You made me curious

[Pasidon]

Go into the fan site, you never come back the same. But going into the forums... Is it getting cold in here?

I saw a fabulous picture of the actress who plays Bella. In fact, my comment upon seeing it was so memorable, my Twilight-loving friend (female) hears my voice in her head every time she sees the picture, saying... "That's a hot leg."

Everyone in that movie is either flat-faced or buck-toothed. Terms like 'fabulous' die when used with them.

[Thats me!]

Thank guys for warning me,because it is movie premiere the next week here,i was going to watch it,but after what you guys said,i don't think i wana spend 2 hours of my life in nonsense.

[Pasidon]

If we contributed to your Twilight-free life, then my time on this Earth was well spent.

Feel free to see it, but remember not to take it as seriously as it wants you too. It can be a great comedy.

[Thats me!]

I am not watching it anyway because their is a important football match in that day.

and besides what you guys said,don't really think worth it.

[Pasidon]

I know... avoid at all costs. But let's say if a crazed Terry Bradshaw footwear salesmen barges into your home and forces you to watch it, shut da' logic off.

These and other helpful 'cinema defiance tips' can be found at www.helpfulwaystokillyourcinemaviewing.net

[Ash]

That was the gayest, most stupid and retarded thing ever posted, Pasidon. I can't believe even that someone was retarded enough to create it, and what respect I had for you disappeared completely with that link.

[Pasidon]

My work here is done then.

[Allathar]

Dude, Pasidon, that was worse than the big red button in my signature, and that's saying something.

Now I think about it, I should replace the link in the big red button. To a trailer of SGU or something.

[Ash]

Or a link to TV tropes. Just to annoy some_weirdguy

[Pasidon]

I dunno why, but I find Admiral Akbar to be unethically entertaining when warning people from random rays of stupidity, especially if it makes Ash break down and yell about it. Hmm... and yet again a keen new science is born.

What would be bad is a link with Akbar warning us, then a clip of Twilight plays. Would make us feel proud to have Admiral Akbar on our side and glad to have the little 'X' on the top of our screens.

[Radspakr Wolfbane]

5 or so pages and it seems to me,puberty is still rife on the internet
I liked that the Cereal thing took off so well.

OnTopic (I know it's a novel thought but hey): I heard Shovelface described as good looking.
Now I'm inclined to show pictures of him and ask the opinions of female friends to his looks.
Those who say he's hot will lose seeing privileges as they are too stupid to use them properly.

[Allathar]

What would be bad is a link with Akbar warning us, then a clip of Twilight plays. Would make us feel proud to have Admiral Akbar on our side and glad to have the little 'X' on the top of our screens.

Wow, that'd be a great new meme! 'It's a trap!' and then some Twilight clip... Fuck, awesome, I've always wanted to say that I created an internet meme

Edit: we could make a Twilight Sparta remix too!

[Bart]

[Ash]

LOL! To be fair, that moron "actor" would benefit from having his face punched in (well it couldn't do any hard - he looks like his face has actually imploded anyway).

I believe the Germans have a word for him and those like him... Backpfeifengesicht. I'm trying to get it into common use around here.

[{IRS}Athos]

What about sitzenspikler? [sic?!?]

[Vortigern]

What about einbaumkleiderschrank?

[Ash]

Please translate those words, or else I throw 'speed limit' or the railroad switchman at your punk asses.

[Vortigern]

Einbaumkleiderschrank means 'pine wardrobe'. It's basically the only German I know.