"Halloween Animated." I'm assuming that's "Waving Wally." Hi, Waving Wally. Keep on waving. You're doing great. Listed for $350. Does not come with the bubble-themed shower curtain being used as an actual curtain.
"Christmas shirt." Well. That's Rant'a Claus, not someone named Brandon. Easy mistake to make while tripping on horse medication. Not sure where we're wanting him to go either. If you've been looking to support Brandon "Butt-Neck" McChristmas here, this beautifully hand-crafted shirt with the finest selection of generic clip-art samples is the perfect gift for you and your loved ones. Listed for $15, unless you're the size of Brandon, then that'll be $18 for the 2x extra large.
"Elf Pet." Uhh... Elf pet? I guess that's a real thing, as seen here. Whatever. Let's move past that and talk about the hastily scrawled "help me!! pleese" note. Is someone in danger here? Should I call the cops? Should I help? Will someone be horribly murdered in a run-down Howard Country subbasement if I choose to do nothing? Guess we'll find out. Listed for $1.
"Flags." Does your sister-wife think your plantation decor can use some moonshine magic? This seller has just the right kind of Dixie dust to sprinkle over your incest-inspired interior. The South may not be rising again anytime soon, but in the meantime, enjoy this jpeg tractor over your favorite symbol of racism. Listed for 10 non-Confederate US dollars.
"Steampunk Samurai Warrior Maybe See Description." No, I didn't make that title. "Repurposed parts into metal sculpture looks like a bad ass warrior." Emphasis on bad. The seller doesn't know what it is, I don't know what it is... let's just settle on calling it trash, ok? Listed for $75. I guess that's where the "ass" part is emphasized.
"ATM." Nothing to see here. Just a government issue ATM. You can usually only get them from certified venders between $1200 - $3000, or apparently from some random Kokomo guy for a fraction of that. Listed for $199. If the seller claims this is a steal, it might be literal.