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[Vortigern]

I should really be celebrating this, but you remind me of the RAF guys who briefly feature in Independence Day. "I say, sir, the Yanks are organising a counterstrike." "Well it's about bally time!" God bless America.

You could also go for the modern Brit. That is to say, impregnate any female teenagers, then stab them and go hang out at a bus stop, all the while taking no notice whatsoever of your financial situation.

[{IP}jimmyman]

I vent that my girlfriend won't take a second to leave me alone about not calling (it's NOT fun) and my parents are being asses, my mother was ruining my weekend by denying me the chance to do what i want, and my dad is replacing me with his new girlfriend who he's planning on marrying and having a kid with. OH it's only been three months of dating for him. And i have a horrible feeling he won't be paying for my college. Cheers

[Pasidon]

Well when things get complicated, do what I did and go simple. Erm... don't go move into the woods or anything. Just become emotionless and burden them all with guilt.

[Lauri]

and my dad is replacing me with his new girlfriend who he's planning on marrying and having a kid with.

You know, I really hope that he got those plans after he replaced you 'Else it's just gross

Yeah, I can be mean sometimes.. Seriously though, did you dad promise to pay for your college? If he did, he'd be an ass not do it, yet at the same time if he really marries her and gets a kid, he's got to take care of that kid in addition to you, and he'll likely have to make compromises.. Sucks, but that's life

A piece of advice from me; When your parents deny you something you really want to do, do it. You'll likely to face concequenses, but you'll learn your lesson. Was it a good thing you did, or were your parents actually right? You only live life once... Your parents won't always know what's good for you

[Vortigern]

I concur with Lauri's closing statement wholeheartedly. Make your own mistakes. And if you're smart and silver-tongued, you'll be able to avoid a criminal record.

[Pasidon]

Because if things in the real world fall apart, you'll be with us forever.

[{IP}jimmyman]

Lol, thanks Lauri that helped. I didn't do anything wrong though, to be honest, my mom just likes to throw fits. And i suppose your right, he had promised to pay when i was a kid, before he got divorced twice and found someone new to put in front of everyone else. I understand him though, but it's not just that he won't pay for college, it's anything regarding me or my sister in general. It's all self spending money right now, or on his girlfriend. Oh well i'm over it, and yes he did get the idea to have a kid with his gf after he replaced his kids with her. Lol.

[Puppeteer]

An incredible teacher at my school did an assembly on homosexuality, his experiences, coming out, tolerance and his civil partnership. Apparently it was a success. And I missed it, due to my viola sectional. Hmmph.

[{IP}jimmyman]

Damn that does suck, sorry Pup :/

[Pasidon]

Viola Sectionals? Communist history books? Cats? I can't imagine what high-class suburban madness has been relived at your Manor Pup, but it sounds like something I would need my tin foil hat on to discuss.

I dare one of your teachers to come out about his / her experiences with child molestations... and keep their job.

Edited by {IP}Pasidon, 06 May 2010 - 03:34 AM.

[Radspakr Wolfbane]

Stupid cheap razor tried to kill me when I shaved.
I got cut 3 times and I never cut myself shaving.

[Vortigern]

Maybe your face has become lumpy? Or maybe your face is the first step in the long-awaited razorblade revolution. (Good name for an emo/metal-ish band? Or maybe just an album...)

[Kwen]

One of my friends used to be in a band called: Razorblade Handjob.

[Radspakr Wolfbane]

That's funny because my ex-girlfriend she...

[Kwen]

Gave you one? Ouch... Must have needed some serious re constructive surgery.

[Lauri]

Nah, I think he was going to say something like that, but then remembered that he's never had a girlfriend in his entire life, since he's a member of a forum... and married with LW...

So he probably dreamt it

[Spartan184]

Thats not very nice

[Pasidon]

I got cut 3 times and I never cut myself shaving.

Well then Rad, that means you cut yourself when you weren't shaving. You gothic punk... release your dark depression else-how...

[Ring o' Fate]

*Is ranting loudly*
Goddamn mother, has to fuck around with EVERYTHING.
So, Sunday, (I'll explain why I'm starting here and saying this now) my mom starts going throuhg *MY* laptop, *WITHOUT* my permission. Then she deleats some stuff because "it's junk you don't need". Next day, my Xbox Live connection starts being buggy. I think "Eh, probably my internet lagging from downloading the Reach Beta." Next day, I finally start playing. A little effing message pops up for 5 seconds saying my NAT is moderate. And that scares me because I had that problem on DAY ONE of setting up my fucking Xbox Live, which I couldn't fix for TWO WEEKS (which mysteriously started working). Then, I find out something she deleated:
The fucking Gateway settings!!!
And now, I have to go through ALL THAT FUCKING HELL just to be able to play on Live DECENTLY. AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHH!!! When will my fucking mother EVER learn that she DOESN'T KNOW EVERYTHING?!!!

[Pasidon]

How do we know this isn't her typing right now? Your laptop has been compromised... tell her to stop being a mother cusser and password it up.

... Anywho:

Liquid Pasidon

Add me so we can kick some crap up on reach.