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#41 Rafv Nin IV

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 11:44 PM

Veni Vidi Vegie
I came I saw I had the salad



Veni Vidi Video
I came I saw I taped it for later


Bilingual jokes are awesome. ;)

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 11:53 PM

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish.

The redhead went first. ''I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!''
"Okay,'' replied the genie. And off she went.

Then the brunette went. ''I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!''
And off she went.

The blonde started crying and said, ''I wish my friends were back here!''


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#43 Radspakr Wolfbane

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 12:23 PM

While not a joke it was funny.
A while back on LOTRO I noticed some Kiwis talking over OOC Channel.
I simply typed in "Baaa!"
One of them responded "Mum?"

I thought that was cool.
I'm just bumping this topic up while I try and remember some more jokes.

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#44 Allathar

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 01:44 PM

Hmm... So you still play LotRO? How's the game changed since last year? (last time I played was march '08, and I might come back)
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP

#45 Radspakr Wolfbane

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:15 PM

[offtopic]It's changed a lot it's really cool now there' the Legendary weapons,the costume items,the Expansion with the new Goat mounts[/offtopic]

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#46 Neth

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 12:56 AM

[offtopic] Who will play it? I have a 10 day trial [/offtopic]

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#47 Ring o' Fate

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Posted 23 May 2009 - 07:18 AM

The Pokemon anime sucks so bad, even the makers want to commint suicide just hearing this joke about it!

Ah, well, it's good for something thought on the spot. ;)

Edited by Ring of Fate, 23 May 2009 - 07:18 AM.

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#48 Vortigern

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Posted 13 June 2009 - 07:15 PM

This joke was featured on How I Met Your Mother, except that they didn't say the punchline because it's kind of dirty. Also pretty funny, though. Anyway, the punchline is blacked out for the younger members of the audience.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

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#49 Radspakr Wolfbane

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 12:50 AM

Ha I've heard a similar one a few years ago.

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#50 Florisz

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 01:32 PM

I don't understand the joke... Oh, wait, maybe I do... If jam has multiple meanings...
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:58 AM

you'll understand some day florisz, you'll understand someday....

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#52 Allathar

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 10:08 AM

It's a word joke. Word jokes are hard to understand for us non-English.
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP

#53 Florisz

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 01:43 PM

Mh...Jam has also something to do with sex then, I guess?
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 02:33 PM

To jam something in translates roughly to ''iets ergens hardhandig in duwen''. That should clear it up for you. ^_^

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#55 Florisz

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 03:04 PM

Oh... ^_^
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 10:44 PM

A special Father's Day Video for you all.
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 11:19 PM

That's hilarious. :p

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#58 Radspakr Wolfbane

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Posted 20 June 2009 - 01:27 AM

Father's Day in Australia is September I'm guessing it's earlier in the year else where?

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#59 adummy

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Posted 20 June 2009 - 02:03 AM

According to good 'ole Wikipedia, yes
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#60 Rafv Nin IV

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Posted 20 June 2009 - 03:00 AM

Nobody really cares about Father's Day here, because it's the annual Silverton Strawberry Festival the same day, and that's so much cooler. :p

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