153 replies to this topic

[Radspakr Wolfbane]

If ever there was a pointless and superfluous holiday it's Fathers' Day.

But we really should get back on subject.

Damn I can't think of any jokes.

[Jeth Calark]

There once was a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
































He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

[Radspakr Wolfbane]

lolbump

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house.

That should get this thing going again.

[Rafv Nin IV]

Spoiler

How do you fit four gay guys onto a bar stool?



Turn it upside-down.

[{IRS}Athos]

...!!!

Spoiler

Yo momma is so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!

Vort's orders FTW!

Edited by {IRS}Athos, 12 July 2009 - 08:41 PM.

[Vortigern]

Would anyone object if I banned the next person to post a 'yo mamma' joke? Because I intend to.

[{IRS}Athos]

...Uh-oh.

Well, I'll just edge away, then...

[Ring o' Fate]

.........................................................
(Is suddenly banned)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Edited by Ring of Fate, 12 July 2009 - 09:55 PM.

[{IRS}Athos]

Let it fall, Vortigern. Let the hammer fall. I'll sign my approval...

x____Athos____

[Ring o' Fate]

Jesus, it was a fucking joke damnit.

[{IRS}Athos]

...temper, temper.

[Ring o' Fate]

...You are the one saying you approve. Jesus. Remind me to never help you when you are in the same position

[{IRS}Athos]

I'd quote your previous post, but I have a policy against using profanity in posts of my own.

x____Athos____

[Neth]

A man walked into a bar

[Kwen]

...You are the one saying you approve. Jesus. Remind me to never help you when you are in the same position

Alright dude, first of all... No need to over-react. I know it was you who was one of the targets selected by vort's comment. But he wasn't threatening to ban YOU, but the next person who posted a yo-mamma joke. So relax.

Vort, I understand your anger. But maybe a more sincere warning? none of this "Do it and die" attitude...

Need I remind the entire community that this topic was intended to give humor in a clean, safe, and orderly manner. so let's try to honor that and restrain our urges to post jokes that could be offensive.

I myself am guilty of getting slightly out of hand in posting inappropriate jokes, and for that I apologize. But lets all remember that there are people of all kinds here, and all deserve to be respected.

[Ring o' Fate]

Exact joke BEFORE editing: Your mama is so smart she understood that ban threat.
Then ITHILIEN had to come in and said little flame war started.
Edit: Finished post.

Edited by Ring of Fate, 14 July 2009 - 04:37 AM.

[Radspakr Wolfbane]

How many Mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Spoiler

2 but how do you get them in there.

[Puppeteer]

Nice Rad, I wasn't expecting that. I admit it made me laugh a bit

[Vortigern]

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler

Doesn't matter. Feminists can't change anything.

Also, Kwen, you are entirely right. And I wasn't actually intending to ban the next person who posted a yo'mamma joke, it was just my way of telling them that those jokes are roughly equivalent to Stalin in terms of humour.

[Neth]

A blonde, a brunette and a red head were all getting chased by a farmer, so the brunette hid in a sack of puppies, the red head hid in a sack of cats, and the blonde hid in a sack of potatoes. The farmer came in and kicked the sack of puppies, the brunette barked and he thought that was normal. He kicked the sack of cats and the red head meowed, he thought that was normal. He kicked the sack of potatoes and the blonde went "Potatoe" "Potatoe"

Edited by Nethelen Narçu, 14 July 2009 - 08:35 PM.