Jokes and stuff
Started by Radspakr Wolfbane, Apr 26 2009 05:15 AM
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 09:28 PM
Blond busted.
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 09:43 PM
Good joke, but who keeps a sack of cats in their barn?
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 10:16 PM
What do they call the entrance to an embassy building?
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 06:32 PM
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gives her one.
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 04:01 AM
lol I like that one.
A blonde and a Brunette were walking down the street the Brunette sees a dead bird and says "look dead bird" the Blonde looks up and says "where?".
A blonde and a Brunette were walking down the street the Brunette sees a dead bird and says "look dead bird" the Blonde looks up and says "where?".
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 05:29 AM
This is just strange.
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 05:49 AM
More like epic.
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 07:25 AM
that's cool
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Posted 14 December 2010 - 01:47 PM
Bump
I remembered some more light bulb jokes.
How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Cockroaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I remembered some more light bulb jokes.
How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many Cockroaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Posted 15 December 2010 - 02:41 AM
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Fish.
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Posted 15 December 2010 - 03:21 AM
How many Freudian psychologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Posted 15 December 2010 - 04:31 AM
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Sexy isn't back
It was never authorized to leave...
Sexy isn't back
It was never authorized to leave...
To the professor, John Ronald Reuel Tolkien.
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Posted 15 December 2010 - 10:41 AM
What do you call a tree with no branches?
I think this means I win the Bad Pun of the Day Award?
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I think this means I win the Bad Pun of the Day Award?
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Posted 15 December 2010 - 10:50 AM
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Fish.
Awesome.
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Posted 15 December 2010 - 04:10 PM
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard.
It's not hard.
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Posted 10 August 2011 - 06:58 AM
I'm bumping this topic again.
I remembered an old joke I always liked.
I remembered an old joke I always liked.
A Local doctor stops in at a bar for a drink every day after work.
Every day he orders the same thing a Hazelnut Daiquiri.
This goes on for a while until one day the Barman runs out of Hazelnuts and has to improvise with Hickory nuts.
So the Doctor comes in and orders his drink the Barman makes it for him.
After the Doctor takes a drink he asks What the hell is this?
The barman replies "It's a Hickory Daiquiri Doc"
Edited by Radspakr, 10 August 2011 - 07:00 AM.
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Posted 10 August 2011 - 07:21 PM
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because Colonel Saunders was on the other side
Edited by Radspakr, 11 August 2011 - 12:20 AM.
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